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SHE’S ALIVE!!!!

May 30, 2008
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Paris Hilton popped up at Narita Airport in Tokyo today.

I assume she’s there for the MTV Japan awards tonight (or yesterday or tomorrow or whatever … Tokyo time confuses me).

Paris had been MIA for OVER A WEEK.

What was she doing????

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  • God, her outfit is atrocious. I am sorry she has surfaced, I was enjoying life “Paris Free”!

  • Ya know how if you don’t do stuff to take care of your septic tank, it not only gets really gnarly, it gets really expensive too?
    One might choose to compare a particular region on Paris to a septic tank.
    And this is Paris, so it’s gonna take some time to get it all cleaned up and ready for hard use again.

  • I don’t know what she’s been doing, but she looks like she’s recently been influenced by the Boy Scouts and 1970s airline stewardesses.

  • She looks beautiful, like always. Look at those long legs.

    It’s funny how she adaps to every place she goes to, like I’ve seen YouTube videos of Japan and that’s totally something they would wear.

  • Anonymous, that was an excellent post. Please don’t hide behind a name like “Anonymous”. Be proud of amusing comments like you posted.

    So what if the frigid stuck up chicks on this site don’t like jokes like that. They always have their panties all bunched up anyways over words like “tits”.

  • paris was off somewhere filiming a reality show tentatively titled “the search for the ugliest outfit in the world”.

    this pic was taken on set.

  • I read on a gossip site that isn’t censored that it is from her clothing line.

  • Actually Sir Donkey Punch… I guess I’ve been posting anonymously today. I cleared the cookies this morning, and only noticed that my name hasn’t been posting with my addictions when you said that. I don’t know if that’s a good or a bad thing… but whatev.

    Thanks for pointing that out I guess.

  • And Jesus… did I actually just admit to knowing what bukkake is?!?! I feel like I need a shower now. Fuckin gross, just like Parisite.

  • That was you who posted that bukkake joke? My hat goes off to you Miss Melissa (sounds like a dominatrix name).

  • Addictions… man alive with the typos today. What is wrong with me?!?! It’s Friday, I don’t want to fuckin be here, and I wanna go home. And the resident retard keeps bitching about a run in her nylons. I’d love to choke her with them just to shut her the fuck up. Anyways, carry on. Me and my pms will ride it out for another hour and a half… oh, and again. Fuck Fiddy, that piece of shit!