So that song doesn’t have any real relevance that I can think of right now, but it’s my favorite Bowie song of the moment. And besides, what am I supposed to do here, take a picture of myself or something? Gross. I’m sick and pale, plus I’m crying. DON’T JUDGE ME.
Anyway, this is going to be a post of me saying bye to you guys. It’s probably going to be too long, and I’m probably going to ramble. You know how I do.
I’m going to miss you guys so much! I feel like I’m breaking up with you, and it’s not because I don’t love you anymore, it’s just because things are changing, and I still want to be friends, I really do. You can holler at me on Facebook or Twitter, and you can keep up with my cats on Instagram. I have a blog that I update sometimes. In due time, you’ll be able to read me rant about Taylor Swift again. This isn’t goodbye, this is see you later.
I am the biggest p-ssy ever, you guys. This is so lame.
But you know, I feel like we’ve had some good times, right? We got to watch the aforementioned Taylor Swift commit statutory rape together. We got to document how crazy Victoria Jackson is together. We even got to witness David Bowie‘s miraculous return to music together. We’ve gone through a lot of celebrity gossip milestones together. And hey: we’ll always have the conception of the spawn of Kimye.
I don’t know, friends. Basically, you’re all wonderful. I mean, maybe a couple of you aren’t, but for the most part, you guys are just too awesome. There’s Mireee, who is just the coolest, and crab, who I can always count on for some great kitty talk. There’s Chaz, and even though he asks for pictures of dirty tampons, I have to respect such a funny dude who loves my dear Sarah so much. There’s Simon Jadis, who has the most wonderful comments and who is just such a delight. There’s Ike Nash, who I truly hope never stops writing songs. There’s Harriet Meadow, who always sounds so neat (is this getting weird? Let’s get weird). There’s Mercy, who is so, so great. And guest … we all know how I feel about guest. Hint: it’s the same way everyone else feels about guest.
Major shoutouts (oh god, I’m giving shoutouts now, what have I become?) to Sasha, who liked my play about Jesus and my Twitter account enough to give me this crazy amazing opportunity, and A., who was so wonderful to let me keep on keepin’ on afterwards. And the other ladies I’ve had so much fun working with – Molls and Jenn, those absolute darlings – this has just been such a fantastic experience. And you know, I don’t even have enough words to say how completely phenomenal Sarah is, so I don’t think I can even try. Just know that she is one of the sweetest, smartest, funniest people I’ve ever met in my whole entire life, and you should probably consider yourselves lucky that you’ve gotten to hear what she has to say for the past few years. And yes, I’m still crying.
But don’t worry! I’ve read lots of things by Jennifer and Bobby, your new Evil Beet crew, and you guys are in such good hands. Seriously, have you looked at their blogs yet? No excuses. Get psyched.
And one last time, here’s a picture of my cats. I couldn’t get a new one of them together because they both need their testicles removed so they quit running around the house for hours and hours at a time, but here are my precious angel babies taking turns sleeping on my lap:
I love you guys! Don’t be strangers! I’m going to go drink NyQuil and stop feeling so many feelings! Later!
Em, I’m not sure how I feel right now. I’m going to miss you both! Your my fav person from Tennessee, and there’s actually a town there named for my Great Grandfather. Btw, you know damn good and well I DIDNT ask for that pic. You, unlike some people, understand the written word. The fact you love Bowie gives me some hope for the younger generations! Be well, safe,and take your next job by the balls. I know where you’re going, you won’t have a chance to miss me!
Thank you so much! I’ll look out for you over at the new place!
And I know, I know. But the tampon debacle just makes me laugh every single time.
@CHAZ
Good thing your post is still there for all to see!
guest, I’m sure she will miss you too. I mean, who wouldn’t? lol.
@bonnakins
Bonnakins, I’m sure she will miss you too. I mean, who wouldn’t? lol.
LOLOLOL!!!!!
“@CHAZ
Good thing your post is still there for all to see!”
LOL!!!!
Best of luck to you Emily :) I shall miss your wonderfully opinionated self.
Thank you!!!
We’ll miss you around here, Emily!! I creeped your FB and saw where you’re headed to next..guess I’ll have to start actually going to that site now with the hope of catching your lovely snark. Will they let you post cat pictures there?!
I’m going to miss you too! And believe me, that’s on my list of questions to ask, the thing about cat pictures. I have my doubts, but I do a pretty good pouty face!
You’re my favorite!! I will probably follow you to the next site, but I hope there’s a way that I can easily avoid articles by other writers. Feel better!
Yay! Follow me everywhere, and show a lot of love to the new EB ladies! Thank you so much!
Everyone? Oh, that’s right, CHAZ and his multiple personalities!
Aaaand you have severe mental issues, so dont judge!! Chaz seems like an alright kinda guy, but you.. well Emily said it best up there!! We ALL feel the same way about you, and you got DISSED LOL! But what’s more disturbing is your absolute denial of it all!
I bet you’re the type of person who thinks your phone is tapped and pod people communicate through the electric lines
or that the President was in cahoots with Osama Bin Laden, amirite??
Emily and Sarah are probably so happy to be leaving your ass behind.. oh wait.. that won’t be happening since you admittedly scour every gossip site for every LeAnne/Brandy/Eddie story known to man, huh?
@Anonymous
Hi CHAZ! Did you forget to sign in again like when you told bonnakins about your sons? I love that this post as Anonymous came right before you left a comment in Sarah’s thread! Strange how these “different” people only show up when you do! So it’s not WE! It’s just you posting under all these different names, knowing that you will be protected no matter what you do because you go way back with Sarah. The only one who got DISSED was you, it’s why you made posts in my name all day long!
Emily and Sarah are probably so happy to be leaving your ass behind.. oh wait.. that won’t be happening since you admittedly scour every gossip site for every LeAnne/Brandy/Eddie story known to man, huh? But what’s more disturbing is your absolute denial of it all! If you don’t want people to judge you then think before you post. But as several people have clearly stated, people don’t think that CHAZ is an alright kinda guy. We only hear it from two people, the people we all suspect you of being and the “friends” you go way back with! People think CHAZ is creepy and they flat out asked why CHAZ won Caption This when his comments weren’t even funny.
Come CHAZ, you make posts in people’s names and then you argue up and down that it’s everyone else who is being paranoid. BTW, didn’t several of Brandi’s fans complain about how people were hijacking their twitter and facebook accounts?
I work day shift. Other people in my time zone work day shift. What is so mysterious about that???
Nope, if I forget to sign in I say it… You really are one twisted, fucked up little monkey, you know that, right? Btw, I really did run last night, and take a steam. After a total of 14 surgeries, countless broken bones, torn tendons/ligaments, i am currently rehabbing the worst knee surgery I’ve ever had,and am almost at 100%, yay me! Step aside so your evolutionary/intellectual betters can say goodbye to the finest ladies to ever grace a gossip site.
Btw, Anon… Thanks man & welcome to EB
@bonnakins
Based on the fact that your comments come and go at the same exact time as CHAZ’s we know it has nothing to do with you and others working the day shift! Unless considering posting here working the day shift!
@CHAZ
Because a 49 yo asking for a photo of a dirty tampon, writing “your mom, your mom’s mom, your dad’s mom”, and creepy cringing worthy posts is a sure sign that you are very intellectual! So now you are upset because your Anonymous post backfired and I mentioned that after you posted here, you made another post in the other Farewell thread? Your intentions were to make yourself look good, so no you wouldn’t have admitted that it was you. Just look how long it took you to admit that you were Guestlover!
You really are one twisted, fucked up little monkey, you know that, right? Of course you “ran” and “took a steam”, hopefully no one in your neighborhood was hurt lastnight! Step aside so your evolutionary/intellectual betters can say goodbye to the finest ladies to ever grace a gossip site.
Rehab on your “broken knee”, that explains your erratic behavior!
Or just maybe the reason posts are close together is the fact that I only work 6 1/2-7 months a year? I usually ski all winter but that isn’t in the cards this season because of my knee. The house has been remodeled, can’t do a damn thing outside it’s currently 14 degrees. Daytime tv bores the shit out of me & it’s kind of fun watching you prolapse your anus on a daily basis!
@CHAZ
It’s kind of fun watching you prolapse your anus on a daily basis! What does working 6 1/2-7 months a year have to do with the fact that every single time you make a post within minutes a “different” poster shows up? It’s funny that both you and bonnakins seem to think that this will is a plausible explanation. Your argument would be valid if bonnakins/Anonymous had shown up 1-2 hours or so before/after you, but that’s not what’s happening. Your posts are back to back! When I saw the post you made in the other farewell thread, I knew that there was going to be one waiting here as well.
You remodeled your house? Hopefully you didn’t do any crazy additions like that guy in The Lovely Bones!
That explains why you like dirty tampons, it’s because you are bored by Daytime tv, your “broken knew” is preventing you from sking, and it’s 14 degrees outside!
YOU GUYS ARE RUINING EMILY’S GOODBYE POST! ….or maybe you’re making it better….carry on….
Hahaha! So your response was pretty F’n predictable! You were going to accuse me if being Chaz and then repeat most of my words like a goddamn weirdo. By the way, why do you repeat my words in your response? I don’t get why you do this to everyone. Too many dicks in your mouth to comprehend my comment so your mind is all over the place and it’s just way easier to copy/pasta? LOFUCKINGL
Emily CLEARLY insulted you in the original post saying she feels the same exact way EVERYONE else does about “guest” .. That means everyone hates you hunny. DENIAL. You AVOID and DENY. No one likes you. And the sooner you understand that, the sooner you can stop saying that they do, making you look like a fool.
So, in order to understand your reasoning here, let’s PRETEND for one min that I am Chaz posting comments under different names for some reason. Please tell me what are my intentions when I could just sign in as “Chaz”? If I already know how you’ll respond to me (avoid the original topic of the convo, accuse me of being someone else, and repeat a bunch of my sentences in a bid to be funny) and know the jig is up, then why the F would I even bother wasting my time going back and forth with you trying to convince everyone that its not Chaz/Brenda/Tammy or whoever the F else you think I am LOL?!? Why would I even bother if I already know how you’ll respond and know it’s “me”? Why not just sign in as Chaz to avoid you goin on a rampage trying to call me out and avoiding the subject at hand? Doesn’t it make more sense to just sign in as Chaz and get on with the convo?
It’s hysterical watching you always accuse me of being a man named Chaz over and over again, you think you are soooo smart and have it all figured out when you CLEARLY don’t! That’s some seriously disturbing psychological behavior. Accusing people of being of three other people and thinking you have all this evidence when you have NOTHING. Timing seems to be the best you got when I have no control over who comments when. I simply log in and comment as I have the time to. You swear it all adds up (like most insane people do) and you just look like a fool to everyone.
NEWS FLASH: I am the same commenter who started all of the drama last time about your LeAnne obsession. I’m a young DEATH METAL chick from NJ who really doesn’t frequent the site as often as YOU SAY I DO, maybe twice a week and i’ll try to post once a week.. sometimes I’ll sign in and read your bullshit and get too annoyed to even respond. I’ll just ignore it half the time and not give you the satisfaction of a huge retard fight. REGARDLESS of what stories are coming out. If you were so smart, you’d already know that I’m the same chick from last time (not Chaz or Tammy or Brenda) and you’d be able to tell by the way I type, Sherlock. People leave tons of mannerisms in the way they speak/type. Figure it out.
In the meantime, lets get back my original point before Guest went apeshit again in an attempt to avoid the fact that EMILY DISSED YOU AND SAID EVERYONE HATES YOUR ANNOYING ASS AND CLEARLY WILL NOT BE MISSING THEM SINCE YOU SCOUR THE INTERNET IN HOPES OF FINDING MORE SITES TO TALK ABOUT LEANNE RIMES, YA NUT! NO ONE LIKES YOU, YOUR F’N CRAZY BECAUSE ONLY CRAZY PEOPLE GET THEORIES IN THEIR HEAD AND COMPILE EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THESE INSANE THEORIES AND THINK POD PEOPLE EXIST.
Do you have a job?? Do you see a therapist? Do you ever have an original thought of your own or are you just going to copy/pasta most of that and STILL accuse me of being Chaz? I told you five hundred times over that I am not these people and have no reason to pretend to be, Emily already said no one likes you, so that means more people than Chaz dislike you aka EVERYONE.
@Anonymous(aka CAS/CHAZ)
Hi CAS/CHAZ! I was expecting this post from you. You posted at this same time the other day as CAS!
Hahaha! So your response was pretty F’n predictable! If you don’t want to be accused of being CHAZ, then you shouldn’t have went to the other thread and made a comment as CHAZ after you posted here. Of course people are going to repeat your words, you are a goddamn weirdo. By the way, CAS/CHAZ you know why people repeat your words in their response. How can they not? Everything that you say applies to you! EVeryone? No CAS/CHAZ you do get why everyone does this to you. So that’s your problem, you have too many dicks in your mouth to comprehend the hypocrisy of your comments and so your mind is all over the place and it’s just way easier to whine when people copy/pasta your words because you are doing exactly what you are trying to lecture others on? LOFUCKINGL
No CAS/CHAZ, Emily cleary insulted you because as she revealed they are only being nice to you because you go way back with Sarah so it shouldn’t come as a surprise that she feels the same exact way as “everyone”(aka you and your personalities). That means everyone hates you hunny and the only thing saving you is your “connection”. DENIAL. You AVOID and DENY. No one likes you. And the sooner you understand that, the sooner you can stop saying that they do, making you look like a fool.
Your intentions?
I’m not trying to convince everyone that you are CHAZ, you already did a great job of that yourself. If you don’t like being accused of being CHAZ/Brenda/Tammy, then think before you post. Wait. When did I accuse you of being BRENDA? I know who BRENDA is, she posts on Perez Hilton right! This is what I mean, everytime you make a post trying to convince people that they are wrong about you, you end up revealing way too much. I never called you ANONYMOUS, BRENDA. But I did tell CAS that! And someone said that CAS was driven away!
Why would I even bother if you already know how I would respond and know it’s “you”? Because you are not very bright and you have gotten away with it this long.Why not just sign in as Chaz to avoid you goin on a rampage trying to call me names and avoiding the subject at hand? Because you are not very bright and you have gotten away with this long. It would make more sense for you to just sign in as Chaz and get on with the convo, but then you aren’t very bright and you have gotten away with this for this long!
It’s hysterical watching you always whine when you get accused of being Chaz over and over again, you think you are soooo smart and have it all figured out when you CLEARLY don’t! That’s some seriously disturbing psychological behavior. Whining when you get accused of being of three other people and thinking people don’t have all this evidence when they have EVERYTHING.Like you saying that I called you BRENDA when I only said that to CAS. Timing seems to be the best you got when you have control over who comments by changing your name. So why aren’t you logged in now? What are you trying to hide? You swear it doesn’t all add up (like most insane people do) and you just look like a fool to everyone. If you were smart you would have said this your REAL name!
@Anonymous(aka CAS/CHAZ)
BTW, I never said that you were BRENDA! I said that CAS was BRENDA! So thanks again!
NEWS FLASH: I knew you were the same commenter who started all of the drama last time about your LeAnne obsession.
You say you are a young DEATH METAL chick from NJ who really doesn’t frequent the site as often as YOU SAY YOU DO, maybe twice a week and i’ll try to post once a week…but we all know this is a lie.Sometimes you’ll sign in and spread your bullshit and get too annoyed to even respond.
I’ll just ignore it half the time and not give you the satisfaction of a huge retard fight.
REGARDLESS of what stories are coming out. If you were so smart, you’d already know that everyone knew you this is the same post you made last week when you posted as ANON. It’s obvious that you are the same chick from last time (not Chaz or Tammy or Brenda) and you’d be able to tell by the way I type, Sherlock. People leave tons of mannerisms in the way they speak/type. Figure it out. BTW, I never called you BRENDA,I said that to CAS!
In the meantime, lets get back my original point before CHAZ/CAS(Anon keep saying that I called her BRENDA-I told that to CAS not ANON) went apeshit again in an attempt to avoid the fact that EMILY DISSED HER AND SAID SHE IS ONLY NICE TO CHAZ BECAUSE of SARAH! EVERYONE HATES YOUR ANNOYING ASS AND CLEARLY WILL NOT BE MISSING THEM SINCE YOU SCOUR THE INTERNET IN HOPES OF FINDING MORE SITES TO TALK ABOUT BRANDI, YA NUT! NO ONE LIKES YOU, YOUR F’N CRAZY BECAUSE ONLY CRAZY PEOPLE GET THEORIES IN THEIR HEAD AND COMPILE EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THESE INSANE THEORIES AND THINK POD PEOPLE EXIST.
Do you have a job?? Do you see a therapist? Do you ever have an original thought of your own that doesn’t include name calling or are you just going to whine about people copy/pasta most of that and STILL get mad when you get accused of being Chaz? You told me five hundred times over that you are not these people and then you ruined it by saying that I called you BRENDA! You have EVERY reason to pretend to be, Emily already said that it’s your connection to Sarah to makes them “like” you, so that means more people than me dislike you aka EVERYONE.
Hey guest, you really do sound crazy and display real obsessive qualities, you know that? You spend your life on this site going nuts on many posters. Get a life.
@Pretty Lady
Hey Pretty Lady, you really do sound crazy and display real obsessive qualities, you know that? You spend your life on this site going nuts on many posters. Many posters? It’s just CHAZ and his personalities. I love the BRENDA slip up! Anonymous saying that I called her BRENDA, when I said that to CAS! Get a life. Since I am repeating CHAZ/Anonymous words, then you agree that CHAZ/Anonymous is crazy, obsessive, speans his life on this site going nuts on many posters, and needs to get a life.
I love “speaning” my life
@CHAZ
When CHAZ says that he loves “speaning” his life, what he means is that he loves stalking people in his neighborhood, like the creepy guy in The Lovely Bones.
Why are you making posts in my name and commenting as GUEST IMPOSTER?
Agreed. I actually think “guest” here is anon/anonymous/anonomonomon and enjoys arguing with herself and making Chaz look crazy. And if not, then this bitch is out of her mind, lol. Get a job ya old wench. I’d love to see pictures of this wart hog looking ho, because if she really sits online all day worried about gossip sites, then she must be a pasty, out of shape whale who probably lives in some backwards ass hick town in east bumblefuck Kentucky. You really sound ridiculous
@BeachBum
Agreed. I actually think “bonnakins” here is anon/anonymous/anonomonomon and enjoys arguing with himself. And if not, then this bitch is out of his mind, lol. Get a job ya old wench. I’d love to see pictures of this wart hog looking ho, because if bonnakins really sits online all day worried about gossip sites, then she must be a pasty, out of shape whale who probably lives in some backwards ass hick town in east bumblefuck Kentucky. You really sound ridiculous!
Wwoooooow really? Guest, you need help. I think you may have watched “The lovely bones” a few too many times and you’re probably known in your town as the crazy cat lady who never leaves her house and pays for her medication and internet service with crazy checks!!
If guest responds with another post where she just copies everything you wrote, then she may as well admit that she’s a crazy lady. She’s proven that she cant hold a proper conversation with any of you even when you just ask her questions about why she acts the way she does.. she DEF gets crazy checks :)
Goodbye Emily & Sarah!! PLEASE take Guest with you!!
If CHAZ responds with another different name complaining about how people are using his own words against him, then he may as well admit that he’s a crazy lady. People do this to him all the time on those other sites because they got so tired of his hypocrisy, why is he getting mad now? CHAZ has proven that he cant hold a proper conversation with any of you even when you just ask him questions about why he acts the way he does.. he DEF gets crazy checks :) Speaking of “DEF”, didn’t you use that when posts were being made in Guest’s name?
Goodbye Emily & Sarah!! PLEASE take CHAZ with you!!
@Beach Bum
Wwoooooow really? CHAZ, you need help. I think you may have watched “The lovely bones” a few too many times and you’re probably known in your town as the crazy cat lady who never leaves her house and pays for her medication and internet service with crazy checks!!
You have talent beyond words. I wish you well (although I know you don’t need it). Be the bad ass you are! Will miss you dearly.
Thank you! You guys are making me cry all over again, I’m going to miss you so much!
I’m gonna miss you SO MUCH, lady. At least we’ll always have Bowie pics on Facebook. *hugs* I hope your new job is fantastic!
We certainly will always have Bowie on Facebook. Thank you so much!
We’ll miss you, for sure! Good luck at your new job!
Thank you!!! I’m going to miss you guys too!
I’m a lurker not a commenter… But happy trails lady.
P.S. I love guest. Hahaha
Lurker? Didn’t you make a comment just the other day? I know I have seen several comments on this site from you.
I don’t give a damn about Bowie but I’m suuuper glad you put Mick Ronson on the EB webpage, if only for a few precious minutes. He was a great player, and will be remembered.
The Bowie comment hurts me, but Mick Ronson deserves so much glory.
Aww Emily your making me cry!! Please please please let me know where you and Sara are going!! I don’t have twitter so I can’t find out that way!! Thanks for the precious kitty pictures!! Until we meet again!! Muah!! Love you both!!
I really want to know, too! Where are they going again, anyone?
Crab, look for Sarah and Em at tmz’s site toofab in a couple weeks.
And yes “guest” your crazy ass is invited too!
@CHAZ
The 49 yo who asked for photos of dirty tampons is once again calling someone else crazy? I seen the comments on TooFab, are you sure you are going to fit in there, CHAZ?
You “seen?” please, your inbreeding is showing! Besides, Chaz fits in wherever he chooses!
@CHAZ
Your inbreeding was showing when you posted “your mom”,
“your mom’s mom”, and “your dad’s mom”. BTW, isn’t there a Leann fan who is always using “inbreeding” comments as insults against Brandi’s fans? Why are you in the other thread making posts in my name, CHAZ? And again, the posts in my name and even more “different” posters show up when you do!
If you fit in wherever you choose, at the age of 49 you wouldn’t be asking people to post photos of dirty tampons!
We love you too! We’ll definitely see you around!
Emily – will definitely miss the cat pics! Always nice when someone can bring something sweet to work! Good luck to you and Sarah.
Thanks, Chuck! It looks like the new ladies have precious animal babies too, so I hope we get to see some of them soon! Hope that’s not creepy!
Ha you’re on Tumblr?? FOLLOWED. I’m going to miss you Emily, and if I’m ever back on facebook I’ll add you as a friend! <333
Yay! I don’t Tumbl traditionally, but I’m on there all the time. And please do, if you get on the facebook again!
Just to clarify: I adore Chaz, who definitely only ever posts as Chaz and never under any other names, except one time I think he accidentally posted under his email address and Sarah had to fix it. And I don’t hate guest, I think guest is very entertaining and I think he or she brings a lot to the table. Guest might be a little crazy, but there’s always room for crazy at the EB table.
But really I just feel like this is my birthday party and all my friends showed up and everything is really awesome, but then guest showed up in a really provocative dress and guest has these new face tattoos. And I don’t want any face tattoos at my birthday party.
@Emily
CHAZ admitted that he was posting as GUESTLOVER. So he has posted under other names.
I made two comments that were harmless. It was ANONYMOUS and Chaz who brought the “face tattoos” to the birthday party. I understand that CHAZ goes way back with Sarah, but
why spin things? Calling me crazy isn’t going to erase the fact that CHAZ does some really creepy and silly things.
I think what’s entertaining and crazy is how much CHAZ gets special treatment, even when he flat outs states that he has posted under a different name, we are told that he never did it.And here I thought you got enough crazy from CHAZ!
I get special treatment cause I’m CHAZ!!!
@CHAZ
Thanks for bringing the “face tattoos”! It’s clear to everyone that you get special treatment because you go way back…
Well of course it was me posting as Anonymous and using guest’s name to make posts! That’s what some consider to be witty!
I did, however, post as guest lover ONCE. Plus I used my email so my avatar was the same, funny….guest didn’t notice! Be well Em!
@CHAZ
Too funny. Guest imposter shows up when you do, yet again!
It doesn’t matter. We are being told that you NEVER posted under any other names! I noticed that the avatars were the same, why do you think I didn’t respond to you? So is this the incident where you accidently posted using your email address and had to have it fixed?
Actually no, that happened well before you darkened our doorstep!
@CHAZ
Says the 49 yo who asks for photos of dirty tampons! The doorstep was darkened the moment you made that post!
So are you going to keep brining the “face tattoos”!
The only thing I “brin” is myself and my Rapier like wit! Quick guest, run to wiki and look up the word “rapier” like you did the other night about Loki…. This is too easy, like picking scabs off a lohan!
@CHAZ
How adorable! Chaz is bringing the “face tattoos” yet again. This is too easy, like picking scabs off a lohan!
Rapier! So then you are the one who is making the comments in my name! It’s a shame that he mistakes his creepy posts as wit.For everyone else it just reminds people of the serial killer from The Lovely Bones! Or that serial killer who liked to dress up in women’s clothes.
Chaz if this was easy you wouldn’t have returned today making posts in my name and posting as guest imposter. You used my name to make posts in the Leann thread and in the Khloe K post today. You are still posting as guest imposter. So the only thing you are bringing is other people’s names!
So that is why people questioned how you were winning Caption This when your comments weren’t funny at all!
You are upset because I pointed out that “LOKI” was shape shifter, caused problems for the gods, and how funny that you used “LOKI” as nic in college since people think that you are posting under different names!
Name Hijacker. Quick CHAZ, run to wiki and look up the name hijacker like you did the other night when you were patrolling Perez Hilton for names to steal….
Lmao…. Ok, I’ve got to split! Adios muchachos/muchachas, until tonight!
Doh, that was me!
Lmao…. Ok, I’ve got to split! Adios muchachos/muchachas, until tonight!
Don’t insult him Emily, or he’ll wear your skin as a provocative dress.Seriously tho Emily, your posts have 99.9% hit the nail on the head. You got progressively bitchier as time went on and i loved you more for it,as well as still being very sweet.You WILL be missed X
@guest imposter
Don’t insult CHAZ, or he’ll wear your skin as a provocative dress just like he hijacks people’s names!
But why would CHAZ wear my skin as a provocative dress when yours fits me so well?
@guest imposter
CHAZ, didn’t you get the memo? No “face tattoos” at this party! Or does that not apply to you? But why would CHAZ wear his skin as a provocative dress when he can stalk the people in his neighborhood to get one that fits him so well?
what in the sweet hell happened to this post!!
LOLOLOL, references to “The Lovely Bones!”, is killin me!!!