Can you believe it?????
WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED????
HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE MOST STUNNING NEWS OF THE YEAR!!!
Ah, I can’t even keep a straight face. Ashlee and Pete confirmed the pregnancy today.
On Pete’s website, they wrote:
“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.”
I totally understand about waiting for the first trimester to officially announce. But this does totally make it a shotgun wedding. A Papa Joe shotgun wedding.
Damn her… I’m so jealous. But I will enjoy watching her get fat…
Who really pays attention to this stupid girl again? ”Oh, nobody! She thinks she is some kind of superstar, why? because her sister became famous for thinking that tuna, was chicken! She’s a spoiled brat, and an idiot. Nobody cares nobody wants to care, and she’s obnoxious for thinking so much of herself when people think so little of her. The whole family is trailer trash!
Guy on left: “Oh, Pete, let me just caress your beautiful hair…and btw, last night was great. U gonna come out of the closet before or after the kid pops out?”
“A Papa Joe shotgun wedding”
I nearly spat out my cereal haha.
Now we’re just waiting for Beyonce to confirm the news ;)
…they have nearly identical haircuts.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don’t let Ashlee give their child a mini-Mom haircut. It’s passably cute for Suri, An emover for a child is just cruel.
this makes me laugh so much. oh my god. hahahahahaha.
why do these two make me laugh my ass off everytime?
I laugh as much at Paris and Benji.
*gasps for air*
well for a family that prides itself in bragging about how christian and religious they are, damn.. ashley has commited a sin what now- sex before marraige?
well obviously shes not so sweet and innocent as her sister jessica who actually followed there fathers plan of being perfect christians-
im amazed that papa joe wasnt down on the idea. but then again as ugly as that gurl is he was probally just happy to get rid of her and that someone was retarted enough to think that gurl was fuckable.. no matter what even though they had there shotgun wedding shes still an ugly whore.
Dude, they confirmed it when they let People run the picture of Jess and Ash at the wedding. Instead of holding Ash’s hand, Jess had her hand on Ash’s belly. Ash’s hand was on top of it.
Only pregnant women tenderly hold their bellies like that. D’uh.
Is it wrong that I find Pete Wentz sexy as hell?
@Anthony:
Yes.
@everyone else:
OMG NO WAI. WE ALL HAD NO IDEA!
YES! Here comes little Slylark Pop tart Wentz!!
Oh wow I’m so surprised.
Haha wanna make bets on when they’ll divorce?
this post is hilarious.
and anthony, yes, i am concerned for your health.
wow. good for them i hope they are hapy
wonder if it i will a wacky name i mean like there parents are nuts
Ok, be concerned for my health… cause i’d die to be in Ashlee’s shoes right now lol
Ok Anthony just told me he would hook up with pete w before david Beckham!!!! Our whole office thinks hes totally insane now
Duuuude! I sooo knew it, I’m so happy for them though I’m scared for baby Wentz…
I really hope Ashlee has the sense to keep Pete from taking their kid on the toaster like he tired to do with Dirty’s kid, YIKES!
cool i wonder wot crazy stuff pete is gonna teach his kid lol