Today's Evil Beet Gossip

IT’S A BOY!

A photo of Jessica Simpson

Well, that sounds like an early headline, doesn’t it? But don’t worry, everything’s fine. It’s just that Jessica has gotten to that stage in her pregnancy where the fetus grows its reproductive organs. And it grew boy parts!

Apparently, Jess is really excited to have a son: it’s her “dream come true.” When she was growing up, she always wanted a little brother, and she’s just so glad that her daughter Maxwell will be able to have that. That’s nice, isn’t it? I love when things go well for Jessica Simpson.

In other adorable Jessica Simpson news, she was on The Tonight Show earlier this week and she gave some pretty classic statements, like this gem:

“We’ve had two different wedding dates, but he keeps knocking me up. I’m doing it very backwards, I know! I’ll just keep my legs crossed this time.”

Oh, Jessica. Never, ever change. I love you too much.

And speaking of other things I love too much, here’s what happens at the foot of my bed every single night:

Are you feeling all the love yet?

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  • I am happy for Jess :) I bet she is a great mom !!! And those two snuggle kitty’s are to cute for words :) a nice way to put a smile on my face so early in the a.m. :)

  • Emily, I couldn’t figure out how to upload a picture of my kittens, but their snuggle-thon puts your cats to shame. Photographic proof, whenever you’re ready to have your cute sensors blown to hell.

  • Well, at least the cats are sweet. Please keep posting pictures of them, but stop posting pictures of breed cows. Thank you.

  • Kitties!! Aww my two do the same thing!! There are so cute Emily!! What am I going to do without you and your kittie photos?? :(

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