The folks at OK! magazine have done something truly genius: they are getting Michael Lohan to write a weekly blog about Living Lohan.
Oh, oh, oh!!!
Oh!
Sooooo wonderful.
I enjoyed the premiere on Monday night. Heh, I loved how Dina Lohan called that blogger and was all like “I’ve already talked to my attorneys” when the only person she’d talked to was Lindsay. Angry managers are so full of shit. And I like how Ali’s so ridiculously trusting of everyone and is totally going to get burned and then get drunk and then go to rehab.
Anyway, here’s what Papa Lohan had to say:
Soooooo, you want a comment on the first episode of Living Lohan?
Well, let’s see… If I were to look at things from a wordly perspective, I would probably have a lot to say about exploitation, hypocrisy and even deception — and maybe at a later date, I might just do so.
For now, let’s just say I’m still trying to figure out if this show is about managing Ali’s career and being a “real” mother, or reading tabloids.
I’ve had a sneak peek at some future episodes and I will say that some of the people Dina surrounds the kids with still concerns me — again, I can address that when they appear on the show. I just hope Dina takes the high road — like a Lohan would — and rights these wrongs.
If this show is about the being a mother and a manager, the most important thing is to set a good example by instilling positive values, and doing what’s right for the kid’s sake. Not for our own!
I wish Ali, Cody and Dina the best on the show and pray that they get what they want out of it.
Brilliant. This just keeps getting better and better.
Beet, I watched Living Lohan tonight just so I could share the experience when you blog about it. And it was awesome. You know, in a really horrifying, train wreck, kind of way. Especially good was the part in which Ali tells us how she wants to be, “just like Lindsay.” She wants to dress like her, act like her, and be just like her. I guess that explains the makeup and the fake tan. Add a pair of leggings and a DUI and she’s well on her way.
“like a Lohan would”
HO HO HOOOOH!
I watched the show last night, and it all seemed so fake.
I wont say anything too mean, but I thought it was a real snoozefest. Except I wil probably keep watching it :)
yeahhhhhh this is going to be GREAT!
Yeah, Caz2- Dinasaur is no Lohan. I’m curious how he came to think his surname conveyed personality traits to her.
I’m impressed that Michael Lohan can put together fluid thoughts and an actual analysis. I half thought his blog entries would be repeated lines of “I hate that Bitch Dina,” and “Why won’t Lindsay return my calls?”
Darth Paul; “Dinasaur”
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
And AS IF Dina would ever take the high road. You can tell she’s a dirty fighter, and probably pretty sly.
He just wants his name in the big print like his wife and kid!! It’s not good for the father figure to be out-noticed by his kid!!