A very pregnant Gwen Stefani hangs out with son Kingston at his second birthday party. Guests included Kate Beckinsale and Courteney Cox. And apparently some manner of huge blow-up jumpy machine. Those are the best.
Seriously I want a kid just to throw the birthday parties. And what I plan to do is buy a ton of those fun jumpy machines, those little pools filled with colored balls, and especially those awesome Velcro machines where you wear the suit and jump off a trampoline and stick to a Velcro wall. And there will be like five different cakes, and ice cream, and hot dogs, and hamburgers, and lots of Cherry Coke, and then what I will do is get a babysitter for my kid that day and invite all my adult friends to enjoy the party. Kids don’t remember that shit at that age, anyway.
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Silly Beet, you don’t buy those” fun jumpy machines” you rent them. I should know cause I rent them just for the fuck of it and get on them drunk. Who needs kids?!
oh my gosh i want kids now so i can get myself some of those machines. i went to a party like that once when i was a kid and it was the best. the birthday boy had one of those jumpy machines and a huge slide you climb up and then basically fall down and bumper cars! he was like the rich kid in the neighborhood so my parents were like “yea just let his parents throw the outrageous birthday parties and you go have fun at them for free”. however, i would LOVE to have kids so they can get those and i can pretend it’s all for them when secretly i go up and down the slide all day.
I’d like to be friends with Yum, too! Maybe we all live in VA?
“Those little pools filled with colored balls” are now banned from Chuck-E-Cheez and a lot of other places because kids were peeing in them and they’re hard to clean. Disgusting, yes. But fun as hell if you’re three or four.
I love Gwen, I love her zany outfits, and I really wish I were Kingston Rossdale right now. Not kidding.
There are people who loved Chuck E Cheese as kids who are now creating ball pits in their living rooms as alternate seating. Expensive, yet awesome.