Guys! Golden Globes fashion! It’s that time of year that we live for!
Here we have the five best dressed, the five worst dressed, and all the rest, too, because when I say that I think Sienna Miller had an awful, awful hot mess of a frock on, I mean it, but hey. You might not.
Here’s the best:
#5 – Megan Fox
#4 – Lea Michele
#3 – Emily Blunt
#2 – Marion Cotillard
#1 – Jennifer Lawrence
And they are all so, so beautiful. Want to see some not-so-beautiful fashion? You’re in luck, because I had a hard time narrowing it down to just the five shittiest:
#5 – Nicole Richie
#4 – Claire Dane
#3 – Taylor Swift
#2 – Jessica Chastain
#1 – Sienna Miller
Keep a special eye out in the gallery for Miss Hayden Panettiere … ’cause she went and f-cked her face up hardcore, too.
I disagree with most of your list. Except Taylor Swift- was her stylist on vacation?
Same.
And Sienna Miller’s dress was probably my favourite. Takes guts.
I actually like Taylor Swifts dress here more than some of the best dressed dresses.
My eyes are overwhelmed…where to begin!!!
Why did so many women sport greasy-looking hair??? Ew.
Sienna’s frock could have been cool if it was a different color–solid color, perhaps? and if all of those ridiculous doilies that her grandmom made were torn off of it.
Nicole’s dress was pretty, but maybe too matronly. She’s a “fashion designer/maven”, right? Um,I can’t tell that by looking at her.
Jessica Chastain–gross hair and her boobs looked droopy because of the dress. Her face and hair actually reminded me of that scary picture of Nicole Kidman that was posted on EB a few days ago.
Jennifer Lawrence looked great, as did Zooey and Jennifer Garner (who I usually am totally bored by–both JG and Zooey).
I loved how Eva Longoria did the stupid Angelina-leg-thing. Stupid.
JLo’s body is amazing in that dress, but that dress is trashy.
Nicole Richie is famous for wearing “matronly” dresses. She loves long sleeves.
Lea Michele needs to step away from the tanning bed and the bronzer. She looks like she works for Willy Wonka.
I cannot believe how tiny Megan Fox is!
I agree with all except Claire Danes. She looks absolutely amazing. AMAZING.
Agreed, Claire does look great. Especially considering she had baby a month ago.
Thought the same.
My thoughts exactly. She looked fabulous, relaxed and genuinely happy <3
This dress suited her.
ohmygosh olivia munn’s face!! it’s so much narrower and she’s definitely had a brow/eye lift of some sort!
Sarah, GIRL..
I don’t know if this was supposed to be a joke but..
Jennifer Lawrence, as beautiful as she is, looked awful in that dress. Her tits were literally MOUNTED in that dress. It was such an awful fit. I think you overlooked Anne Hathaway in Chanel by a LONG SHOT. She was undoubtedly the best dressed of the night – it’s really not even a debate.
I feel like you ultimately based this list off of your personal feelings for these girls..
If you don’t know labels/fashion/how to dress for the red carpet, you should stick to your witty commentary. You’re funny as shit but this.. this is not a joke.
Nope, I just based my selections off of the dresses I happened to like the best. I actually really like Jennifer Lawrence in this getup – I think she pulls it off pretty well. :)
Gotta agree. Jennifer Lawrence’s dress is worse than Taylor Swift’s. At least Taylor’s fits correctly and doesn’t have that awful metallic band.
Hey Sarah, I just thought I’d let you know that Claire’s last name is “Danes.”
Is it just me or has Hayden done something to her face?!
Completely.
How about Jonn Hamm’s girlfriend’s face? She looked bloated and botoxed to the extreme!
Taylor Swift’s dress to the knees looks like my 2003 homecoming dress. Barf
No Salma or Lucy Liu?
I don’t have any strong feelings on lea michelle’s dress. I think it looks ok but not something worth talking/bragging about. Same with the jennifer lawrence, as much as i love her, I think a lot of ironing needs to be done on her dress. Marion looks lovely as usual but I feel like Claire Danes should take her spot on the best dressed list.
I love the gown of jennifer garner, tina fey and julianne hough