It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Jessica Simpson photo:
Winner: jester2.0
“See I told you Eric this is what happens to my belly when I don’t ‘drop the kids off at the pool’ for a week.”
First runner-up: hey apathy
“I’ve always had really strong Christian values.”
Second runner-up: Chaz
“Suck it Kardashian … this is what human pregnancy looks like. My uterus, unlike your alien race, isn’t in my ass … ”
Congrats to jester2.0! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!).
Damn girl! You smell more like 3 day old fish than I do…
Can we be over Leann Rimes already…
Miley didn’t quite realize what she was agreeing to when she signed up to go on tour with Led Zeppelin.
See
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark_episode
It smells just like you, check for yourself.
They decided to name the fish “Brandi” so that gossip sites for once would be able to write about how kind and considerate LeAnn is to the admittedly ugly hagfish Brandi.
Liam! This is so much cuter than that horse head of yours.. Now pucker up..
It’s nice to see Leann & Guest kissed & made up.
Hi CHAZ/CAS
I knew it. L is CAS/CHAZ! How many different names do you use? Considering what happened the last time you submitted a comment about me for Caption This, why would you turn around and do it again? Well at least this time you used a different name!
If we are going to go there, then this is the comment that I would like to submit: “It’s nice to see CHAZ & his multiple personalities kissed & made up”.
Paranoia is treatable. Not Chaz. But I do feel special having a direct pseudo shout out from Guest.
if u love me, you love everything i do, so when i catch a fish for u, u better kiss it because loving it means loving me. now gimme your money so i can buy tis yacht for u.
Whoa! Polly wanna cracker? Cause if your peen is that big, I’m in!
@L
Now why would people think that YOU are CHAZ? Could it possibly be because you did the very same thing a month ago, submitting a comment about me for Caption This? Which backfired when people called you out for how inappropriate it was to use Caption This in your vendettas against other posters? CHAZ admitted today that he has been leaving the “I love guests” posts, which you yourself make quite often. I also find it funny that your posts showed up AFTER CHAZ got mad in the other thread because I questioned if he was the one behind the ANONYMOUS/ANONAMOMM posts that showed up today. You can call it paranoia all you want, it still won’t erase the fact that you have done this before.
But I do feel special having a direct pseudo shout out from CHAZ each and every time there is a Caption This!
I can see all of your IP addresses. “L” is not “Chaz,” nor is it “CAS.”
Did you know that CHAZ was also posting as GUESTLOVER? He even admits to it in the other thread.
Hi Sarah :)
Wow. I haven’t been here since late November, when this utter psycho Guest last attacked me. I show up for the first time to read and this stuff is STILL constant.
I really like many of the people here, but that one lone psychopath has ruined the place.
I guess there was no break or relaxation from it over the holidays?
I know it’s not my place to suggest it, but I think you should ban it.
Well, have a lovely day and love to the NICE people here and I’ll see ya later. :-x
Hey doll! All I can say is that it’s definitely not just you, lol. Miss you!
@CAS/CHAZ
Just like you only post here on and on AG, right? What I love about CAS/CHAZ is how it always plays the victim. I really like many of the people here, but that one lone psychopath(CAS/CHAZ) has ruined the place. If anyone should be complaining about this site banning people it should be me and the posters you have been stalking from other sites. CHAZ used Caption this to fuel his vendetta against me, was given 2nd place for it, and when called out for it threw a tantrum. And finally went silent when other posters spoke out how wrong it was to reward CHAZ for his bad behavior.
BTW, I have seen posters call the blog owner a AH and then call other posters who defended the blog owner AH, yet you don’t take offense to this? The real issue is that I see through your games.
You haven’t been here since late November? So it’s strange how you just showed up here in this thread out of the blue. So how did you know to come back today and make a post if you haven’t been here since Nov? Did “CHAZ” or someone from this site email you? For to be here making a post you would have had to be checking up on this site regularly. I saw posts on from you in the most recent articles on The Superficial(Dec and Jan), so I know that you have been here even later than Nov.
What baffles me is how you are always playing the victim and why you are being protected when you do the things you do on this site. What happened in November? You called me a name because I said that Leann named her dog after Eddie’s co-worker, I called you out for your hypocrisy since you are always complaining about people bullying you, and then “CHAZ” popped up out of the blue to pick up where you left off.
And it’s definately not just me complaining about CHAZ/CAS, or the special treatment that CHAZ/CAS get!
CAS BABY…… Ive missed you!!! Whats up? You’re right, its still going on……. I chuck the “guest” hag a bone now and again to keep things lively. Plus it amuses me to listen to listen to her rants…..
If this wins 1st place, I will NEVER play this again!!! Sarah, don’t make it 1st just to have me leave either, lol!!!!!
Juvenile ..
You said it was big, you didn’t mention it was green!
Hey fishy fishy, do you have a husband I could “Borrow”?
@CAS
Just like you only post here on and on AG, right? What I love about CAS/CHAZ is how it always plays the victim. I really like many of the people here, but that one lone psychopath(CAS/CHAZ) has ruined the place. If anyone should be complaining about this site banning people it should be me and the posters you have been stalking from other sites. CHAZ used Caption this to fuel his vendetta against me, was given 2nd place for it, and when called out for it threw a tantrum. And finally went silent when other posters spoke out how wrong it was to reward CHAZ for his bad behavior.
BTW, I have seen posters call the blog owner a AH and then call other posters who defended the blog owner AH, yet you don’t take offense to this? The real issue is that I see through your games.
You haven’t been here since late November? So it’s strange how you just showed up here in this thread out of the blue. So how did you know to come back today and make a post if you haven’t been here since Nov? Did “CHAZ” or someone from this site email you? For to be here making a post you would have had to be checking up on this site regularly. I saw posts on from you in the most recent articles on The Superficial(Dec and Jan), so I know that you have been here even later than Nov.
What baffles me is how you are always playing the victim and why you are being protected when you do the things you do on this site. What happened in November? You called me a name because I said that Leann named her dog after Eddie’s co-worker, I called you out for your hypocrisy since you are always complaining about people bullying you, and then “CHAZ” popped up out of the blue to pick up where you left off.
Why are CHAZ/CAS always given special treatment even when it’s clear to everyone that CHAZ/CAS is out of line?
You have to laugh at CAS. She hasn’t been here since November, yet how did she know to come to this site to make a post today? It doesn’t post anywhere except for here and AG, yet when I went to The Superficial(only because a poster showed up asking me if I was a person who posts on The Superficial), what do I see? Cran Apple Snapple harassing a posters for 5 threads straigt, and it’s not in old threads, it’s recent Leann threads from Dec and this month. So why give keep protecting CHAZ/CAS and banning anyone who dares to call her/him out?
@CAS
This is the comment that CHAZ made to me yesterday: ” Chaz says: January 8, 2013 at 11:23 am Fuck you, you vapid cunt….. With the exception of using the nic “guestlover” once, I use this nic…. These ppl are right, you’re a kook. Either Leann has wronged you somehow, borrowed money, or you’re making a “skin suit”… Whatever has contributed to your obsession with her. Goofy twat!”
So then by your logic I can and have every right to request that CHAZ be banned, right? I can also post the complaints from The Caption This thread where people expressed how they didn’t like how CHAZ used Caption This to make comments about other posters and was then rewarded for this.
“YOU COCKADOODIE!!!!!”
This wasn’t a reference to “caption this”, just a line from the movie “Misery” I thought it, somewhat appropriate….
@CHAZ
“This wasn’t a reference to “caption this”, just a line from the movie “Misery” I thought it, somewhat appropriate….”
What CHAZ’s doctor said when he forgot to take his thorazine!
Says the person who requested photos of a dirty tampon, has been posting “I love guest” comments to me using the name of GUESTLOVER, and who uses Caption this to fuel his vendetta he has with me! So how will you be rewarding for this? 2nd place for Caption this!
Yes we know that your are “COCKADOODIE!!!!!”!
Didn’t you get into it with an Anonymous poster in one of the Selena Gomez threads for behavior like this?
Or was it “Any cock’lldoodie”!!!
@CAS
When all else fails, play the victim…because you will be rewarded for it by “winning” Caption This contests for submitting comments that aren’t even funny. CHAZ “wins” 3rd place and all of a sudden he is back to his old behavior again.
This all started over the weekend when you made your appearance as The Superficial.com poster. And then your behavior took a crazy turn when I said that Brandi was Leann’s object of affection and then posted about Brandi and Scheana’s talk on RHOBH. Since then you have been going nuts.
You know exactly how CAS has been doing, she posted over the weekend as Thesuperficial.com poster. CAS isn’t right because then based on what she said, you should be banned.
Hag bone? Wait. That’s odd because in the comments that I saw on The Superficial, Cran Apple Snapple used that same line in her comments to the person she was accusing of being Brandi. Hahahaha.
Just as it amused you to listen to the “rants” of the people who called you creepy in the Selena Gomez thread, right?
There’s a sucker born every minute
“Twinsies!”
If i stick my penis through this fish i can get Miley to kiss it.
Leann Rimes always puts her hair up when she deepthroats a fish!!!
Photographic evidence that Miley is down for the fish taco.
OMG Eddie, your right, this big mouth Bass Whole does look like your Ex wife Brandi Glanville.
I Said I wanted to get fisted not fishing !
How much did you say I was getting paid to kiss this fish??
Hey ,the fish smell better than you do!!!
After a day of catch and release guess who’s about to go over board? That’s right the one that has a $10,000,000 life insurance policy. Now climb down the wets stairs and kiss it goodbye baby.
“Ours is a love that can never truly be”
“Alas, replied guest, but we will ALWAYS have EB!”
Leann to CHAZ/CAS: “Ours is a love that can never truly be”
CHAZ/CAS to Leann: “Alas, replied CHAZ/CAS, but we will ALWAYS have EB and my obsession with using Caption This to feul my vendetta for GUEST!”
Thats it? That sucked!!!!
Leann after a night with CHAS/CAS, “Thats it? That sucked!!!!”
I love Chaz!
Back atcha…. Your caption was my inspiration!
@CHAZ
That’s odd, how could “L’s” comment inspire YOU when you used Caption This as a platform to fuel your vendetta against me months ago? You should remember because you received huge fallout from it! Unless of course just like I said, “L” is CHAZ!
You love CHAZ, the person who has a fetish for photos of dirty tampons?
Like I said, it’s always the same 4-5 “people”!
So we have the appearance of an “anon”, CHAZ comes back submitting even more comments about me to Caption This, and then “L” comes out! Leann must be really freaking out!
You’ve had one too many donkey-punch sessions….
Leann to CHAZ/CAS: “You’ve had one too many donkey-punch sessions….”
CHAZ/CAS has been freaking out since Sunday, what’s going on? It’s Monday. New episodes of SUR and RHOBH are airing! Leann freaks out and so does CHAZ/CAS.
now i know 2 things that smell fishy
I don’t think that is what Brandi has in mind when she paid the charter crew to have Leanne “sleep with the fishes”!