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May 22, 2008
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Ahem.

On the left: 14-year-old Dakota Fanning, in a photo taken this month.
On the right: 14-year-old Ali Lohan, in a photo taken this month.

I’m just saying.

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  • The whole lohan family are ugly as hell. And whats up with all their voices!? Sound like they each smoke 14 packs a day.

    Oh and i can see it now “Ali Lohan enters rehab”
    “Ali Lohan 16 and pregnant”
    “Ali Lohan DEAD: Drug overdose”
    Can only hope, right?

  • How much you wanna bet Ali’s slept with at least one guy and has done at least one hard drug… pot is not a hard drug.

  • Ali reminds me of those girls who just want attention so badly that they’ll blow any guy that looks at them twice. Or once, if it’s a really long look. She should really be the 14 year old slut at school that’s single handedly responsible for a county-wide, mad epidemic of chlamydia – ridiculed by every girl in school. Instead, her fame-whore mother has caused her to be the 14 year old wanna-be-slut who pimps herself out all over reality tv and is ridiculed by every man, woman and child in the country.

    And I still think she looks like Rumour Willis.

  • Holy cow, Ali is as hard on the eyes as her frumpy looking sister. Why is she even talked about? Seriously, what does she do? Is she a so-called “actor” like her sister? I really don’t know. Dakota Fanning is growing into a very pretty girl!

  • Dayum,their the same age?!
    Wow Dakota looks like shes 14
    But Ali looks a little too mature.

  • Dakota will live till she’s 90.

    She will be happy and have some ups and downs in her life.

    I’m just saying.

  • I think Ali is way prettier than her sister.
    And goodness gracious, they are the same age?!
    I think Dakota will be a knock out when she’s older though..maybe?

  • Ali looks like a drag queen. She needs to stop wearing so much make-up. That’s what is causing the big difference between these two, and Dakota actually has a career built on talent… that too.

  • dakota is wayyyy youg lookin!!!! i just went and looked at pictures of me when i was 14 and i looked way older!!!!!and ppl tell me i look young!so yes ali looks older but damn dakota looks young ;)

  • Man, I’m glad my mum laid down the law on not wearing pounds of make-up when I was that age… otherwise I’d end up looking like Ali. Thanks mum, for realizing that looking your age IS a good thing when you’re 14.

    Dakota Fanning is adorable, and will always be. I love that she is smiling from ear to ear, whereas Ali is just being a snooty twat. Many fine suitors will come to Dakota… and an army of fine STI’s for the other one.

  • lohan shouldn’t be wearing that much makeup at 14, but i think the outfit is typical.
    on the other hand, dakota is wearing a dress for a 10 year old, probably trying to hold on to that little girl image so she can work more. the average 14 yo in somewhere in between these two.

  • awww i feel sorry for lohan…dakota is what a 14 yr old should look like at 14 !!! why rush it! :(

  • Who the hell would let their 14 year old daughter wear thaaaaaaaat much makeup at that age?? Ugh, gross.. No respect

  • i agree with c. dakota is dressed like shes ten and ali has makeup on like shes 40. they both need to look their age

  • @reynita:I jumped to say the same exact thing. why is dakota still dressing like shes fucking ten years old?Over those two i would pick dakota though,

    Dakota FTMFW

  • My almost 11 year old daughter thought that Dakota looked 12 and that Ali looked 21. That’s from a child’s eyes. It was a good visual for me to use though, the girl on the LEFT is who you DO want to be (or look) like–the girl on the RIGHT is who you DON’T want to be (or look) like! Then I had to explain what skank meant. I’ll have to watch what I say under my breath~!

  • Slouchy, please let that expression die.

    I agree, Dakota is dressed like a 10-year old. I’m thinking waaaaaaaay back to when I was 14 and it was all about getting boys to notice you (and if I knew what a blow job was then, I knew I didn’t want to give one) BUT my dad would have dragged me into the washroom and washed my face if I dared wear that much make-up. Being 14 is about stealing cheap eye liner from the drug store and putting in on in the mall’s bathroom and wiping it off on the bus ride home. Not about starring in your (read: mother’s) reality show about getting “famous.”

  • I have a 12 y/o cousin who looks like a 12 y/o girl…very cute, no make-up, doesn’t worry about her hair…and SHE looks older than Dakota…I think it might be time for her to grow up a little…the other little skank girl, well, look who her role models are, what do we really expect?

  • Oh, dear Jesus. I read your site ALL the time and don’t usually comment, but this is just freaking ridiculous. Ali Lohan is SO sad. She could be so pretty if she didn’t try to look ten years older than she really is. I’m 24 and I don’t even look that old. Dakota is a sweetie but she does look young in this pic…maybe they could meet somewhere in the middle? They could both look about 17 or 18?

  • On the left; What a real 14 year old should look like
    On the right; What a manufactured, ill-fated 14 year old looks like

  • uhhh ali needs to stop trying so hard. blah.

    Amanda pants- you hit the nail on the head. she does look like a frikkin drag queen. haha.

  • All the talent is on the left side of this picture. 10 years from now, Dakota will be the top paid actress in Hollywood. Ali will be visiting Dr. Drew (again)

  • DAMN!! What is Ali eating that Dakota isn’t. I LOVE Dakota, she is what a 14 year old should look like.

  • wtf is with her mouth?
    is it just me, or in every photo is it completely retarded.
    i hate her. she famous for notinnggggggg
    dakota is waaaaaaay better

    ps.
    beet, you are truly a chaaammp (:
    regards from australia

    YEOWWW!

  • Dakota Fanning is so cute. I want to feel sorry for Ali Lohan because I know her mother is the one pushing and pimping her out, now that she has no control over Lindsay, but….I just can’t. She obviously loves it. And she looks like a tranny.

  • Poor Ali – the makeup really isn’t helping her at all! And persistent Cat: I totally used to sneak makeup to school and take it off before I got home. Too bad it was the early 90’s and my eyeliner was aquamarine! Thank god I wasn’t on TV so everyone could make fun of me. Poor Ali.

  • One more thing – Ali seems to look like most 14 year olds do now (not that it’s a good thing though!) – the ones I see around dress like ladies of the evening and wear eyeshadow up to their eyebrows. I saw a girl on the bus a few months ago with a corset on for a shirt and she said “fuck” in every single sentence. 14 yr olds don’t look like they used to. I would have guessed that Dakota was 10, or younger.

  • Well Dakota looks her age. (By the way, I never thought she was pretty but I really like her on that picture, I think she’s gonna be much more pretty when she grows up)
    Ali looks like a f***ing robot, you know, like she is formatted by her mother to fit in the hollywood system.
    I feel kind of sorry for her.

  • I really applaud Dakota Fanning for acting her age throughout her career. I could never imagine whoring my child out the way Dina Lohan does. Maybe if your child had talent you wouldn’t have to dress her like a baby prostitute.

  • Fuck!!! I’m 22 and I look like an 18 girl (seriously)

    Fuck that’s sad Lindsay, I mean, Ali… That’s so sad…

    Dakota: tell your mom/manager not to choose your outfit, get dress like a normal 14 year-old girl please

  • Dakota Fanning was born in the town where I live (Conyers, Ga.) and her extended family still lives here. Her dad, Steve, grew up here and they’re just a good old small town family with southern values. My son played rec ball with some of the Fanning family. Dakota and her family still come to Conyers to see family and you can’t walk into the local places without seeing a lovely signed picture from Dakota on the walls. (Holly Hunter grew up here too.) Ali Lohan is a manufactured Stepford child who is being groomed to be another cash cow for her trash mom.
    Way to go, Fanning Family, for keeping your kid (and Elle too) exactly as she should be.

  • @bovine
    i always suspected that dakota starves herself to stave off puberty so she’ll keep on getting those kiddie roles. she does NOT look fourteen.

  • Dakota is so cute. I love her. I think Miley should take some lesson from her. :) Dakota will be in the industry for a long, long time.

  • (I know, I know, I shouldn’t badmouth a child’s looks, but I’m evil like that.)

    There’s something about Ali’s upper lip, it frowns in a weird way. Homegirl looks so awkward! And her being a not yet fully developed 14-year-old playing big girl dress-up isn’t helping either.

  • Dakota’s parents are purposely keeping her ultra skinny and pale to give the appearance that she is younger than she really is…once that child star ages, her ass will hit the pavement. No boobs, Dakota….boobs = no movie parts. :(

    • uh, hello, she might just be built that way I have a 22yr old friend who is STILL built that way and she eats just as much as any normal person.

      and boobs may equal movie roles in the brainless comedy spoofs, but it isn’t always necessary if you’ve already made a name for yourself, like Dakota has. Kate Hudson is barely an A cup and she keeps getting parts.

  • That makes me think of how older JoJo looked when she started being famous, at only 15…
    anyways, ppl grow up differently & ali is wearing makeup, thats it i think…

  • oh come on! ali looks great i mean
    whats wrong having big boobs with 14 years old??
    does any body gas a problem with that ?

    and if dakota doesn´t has boobs, well poor her
    hope she´s fine with it

  • ali esta operada de todo. se puso pechos y trae pupilentes y se inyecto los labios.. se pondra fea y dakota es puro talento

    • I was built about like Ali at 14…I was a bigger dork than her but I was built about like that…it happens.

  • Ali Lohan is so pretty! I’m serious, not lieing. Lindsey is pretty too, I jst wish they wouldn’t end up in rehab as much!

  • fanning is a beautiful girl and turning into a beautiful woman.. AND LOOKS 14

    then u see ali.. She looks way to old.. thats not right…i thought she was 23 first.. not in a good way.. !!!!

  • Wow….I can’t believe how different they both look. At first I thought that they were comparing Dakota to a 17 year old. Then I looked harder and saw that it was ALLIE LOHAN????They both don’t look their age. First of all, I know that times are different from say, the days that my parents grew up, but um, no matter how young my parents looked, they didn’t look as young as dakota. second I”M 14, and I look about 16. Yeah, Allie maybe you want the older roles, so your trying to look 18? and Dakota maybe you want the younger ones, so your trying to look 12? Its just that (I know this has nothing to do with it ) if you want the roles Dakota, I have no idea how your trying to dress, because if you want the younger roles, don’t wear a strapless dress, and don’t make your dresses look like a 35 year old would wear. Allie, I love your outfit, I do, so one point, but one against. Dakota, so far her record is clean. She is sweet and is so far “hollywoods darling” and Allie? Not so much, what with a familey as messed as hers. I don’t even watch the “life of Lohan” reality shows because whats the point? All it is is about a drag family who are always like “ooooo whoa is me!” which can get super annoying. I have no idea, maybe Dakota just got caught in that picture at a bad time. But she looked younger then me when I was AT 12!And I find that pretty messed…

  • i don’t think dakota looks 14 at all! she looks 10 or 11!
    i don’t think ali looks 14 either, she looks 17 or 18.
    when i was 14 i had boobs and curves, but i never wore so much makeup.

  • i think dakota looks great in this picture. i love her dress. i’m almost sixteen, and i’d wear it. i don’t think it makes her look any younger than she should.

    and she most certainly doesn’t have an eating disorder. her and her sister both have the same frame, which is slender.

    and to another point mentioned, as to her having no boobs, and therefore no movie roles.. bull. check out kate hudsen, at the very least.

  • just because someones pretty and looks older than they are doesn’t make them a slut. i look older than i am and many girls judge me before they know me. i think it’s stupid how much people care about making other people look bad. who cares what someone else is doing anyways leave them alone. oh and just for the reccord i do think they are both very pretty.

  • Ali has on too much make up for a 14 year old.
    There is plenty of time for that “glamourous” stuff for when you’ve matured. At least Dakota is a normal child that isn’t in it for the fame.
    Which you can tell that Ali will be on a rocky road like her sister to fame-dom, but not the good kind. More like the crotch-shot-fame.

  • for those of you who talked any kinda of trash regaurding dakota: be ashamed!
    she is an amazing, talented actor.
    that dress is flattering on her and very classy.

    and the comments about her purposly inteneded young look are soooooo ignorant!
    look up her film carrer!
    all of her movie roles have been in sync with her real age.
    in both of her new films “the secret life od bees” and “hounddog” SHE PLAYS A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL!

  • for those of you who talked any kinda of trash regaurding dakota: be ashamed!
    she is an amazing, talented actor.
    that dress is flattering on her and very classy.

    and the comments about her purposly inteneded young look are soooooo ignorant!
    look up her film carrer!
    all of her movie roles have been in sync with her real age.
    in both of her new films “the secret life od bees” and “hounddog” SHE PLAYS A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL!

  • Whoa r u guys stalkers, or something knowing how many months apart they are and dissing them just leave them alone they both look fine so F@*& &**

  • I am 14 too and Dakota and me are two days apart. I definately look so much older I guess and I hope I didn’t look as old as Ali Lohan. Ali’s much better looking than Lindsay. I have visible boobs unlike Dakota and I don’t wear makeup unlike Ali. Haha.

  • Ali –> this is not how a 14 year old is supposed to look.
    Our future generations are waay too concerned with appearance and getting some. I’m even worried about how my own children will turn out..

  • i am 13 years old and have MANY 14 year old friends who look a lot like dakota
    many of them actually have boobs like i do, but i think ali lohan looks draggish and should stay out of her moms makeup cabinet
    dakota fanning is VERY talented and one of my favorite actresses, where as ali has no talent and doesnt even act =/

  • I’m 14 and myself and all my friends don’t look like Ali, but we also don’t look like Dakota. Dakkota looks like she’s 12 and Ali looks like she is 18 and a drag queen. I have much more respect for Dakota she actually has talent and wasn’t just born into fame because of what her sister did.

  • I’m 14 and myself and all my friends don’t look like Ali, but we also don’t look like Dakota. Dakota looks like she’s 12 and Ali looks like she is 18 and a drag queen. I have much more respect for Dakota she actually has talent and wasn’t just born into fame because of what her sister did.

  • Dakota looks a bit young, for sure… but I think that’s just her body type’s fault- skinnier people like her often look younger. The dress is, perhaps, a bit young, but it’s conservative and classic, so I doubt it was an intentional ploy to get better parts, or whatever.

    Lohan 2.0, of course…. Skank. Clothing isn’t bad, but everything else screams future tabloid trash.

  • ew that ali lohan is sooo disgusting and fake looking, i mean like wtf!! Dakota Fanning is naturally really pretty and it hardly looks like she’s wearing makeup, if she is, which is a good thing. on the other hand ali is trying to act all grown up and the whole thing just isn’t working for her, she needs to not wear so much make up, b/c if i were some guy, i would think she could easily pass for 18…. not such a good idea. lets hope she doesn’t get pregnent!

  • Im 14 and I look like Dakota!yeah no boobs,but I dont care…
    You get used to it,many people think that Im 12 but when they get to know me they can see that im 14! Who gives!!
    Just be self-confedint and I dont care wat people think bout me…
    But i would like to look older….Time will change me!
    YEAY!!

  • I think that Dakota is actually a really pretty girl and that she totally looks like she’s 14.
    I used to look younger then that at 14, even if I did have boobs!
    Ali, well.. she’s pretty but a little plastic-like.
    I also think that Dakota’s clothes are GREAT: I’m 17 and I would totally were her dresses. And I would be so pleased to have the body she has: she’s naturally thin and beautiful!

  • ali looks like shit. . .I’m 15 and look like I’m 12! I’M PROUD OF IT! Dakota, stay as young as you can because you won’t be able to stay young when you’re an adult. Celebrate your childhood!

  • I’m sixteen and still have no boobs, when i was Dakotas age i looked like that to, she doesn’t look young she looks her age. Its everybody else who’s wearing so much makeup and tight skimpy clothes that are making themselves look older.

    Why does it even matter what age she looks like. She is one of the most talented actor/actresses i’ve ever seen and she’s only 14! Every person she’s worked with has said she’s if not the best, one of the best actors they’ll ever work with, and look at her resume she’s worked with some FAMOUS people, Denzel, DeNiro, Kurt Russel, Tom Cruise, and more, some of those she worked with at like 9/10 and she was amazing, even at 7 she gave one of the best performences in a movie (i am sam) and got nominated as the younges actor ever for a screen actors guild award for it. obviously the critics think she’s amazing and perfect for challenging roles.

    And Dakota’s film ages are all just about perfectly current with her age at the time of filming.

  • why are you so mean the both look like 14 years old ali doesn’t that much boobs and dakota is not that flat either i think people talks without really think smart

  • Dakota looks 13 Ali Lohan looks 25 or 26 in that picture. They definitely don’t look the same age. the main problem being that Ali looks older because she has darker hair, fuller lips, fuller chest and fuller hair. Dakota ha a more waifish look making her look younger. I do agree that Ali does look older though.

  • Obvious it is, From a line of alchys, junkies and whores she comes, Lohan, that being her? Wholesome and age appropriate Fanning Dakota is?

  • omg you guys really have to stop. who cares if dakota looks younger? i mean shes an amazing actress and she is a pretty YOUNG lady. im 15 and i dont look like im 15 atall. leave her alone. and ali? she’s pretty but she has to stop trying to look older because its not cute.

  • omg i love dakota fanning
    and the lil lohan girly ewwwwww she reminds me of my dogs shit hahahahaha

  • omg what a difference between the two. I mean Ali looks like she is about 20 while dakota looks her age.i believe that kids should look like kids instead of trying to grow up so fast. trust me it aint that great enjoy ur childhood years while you can because its no all fun and games after that.

  • I think that it is great that Dakota still looks young, but people shouldn’t discriminate against boobs, mine developed when I was ten, I coudn’t even stop them! It kinda sucked.

  • Dakota is dressed age appropriate, whereas the other girl is dressed like she’s 18. 14 year olds look more like dakota fanning than that other chick.

    I guess we all know whose career is actually going places.

  • well ppl hav diff. perspectivez on lookz…nd i personally think dat dakota luykz pretti dha way she iz n so duz ali…and im 14 nd i think im between both of dere lukz..buh my bff iz also 14 nd she duz luk older so w.e. who carez

  • k i think dakota is adorable but im 13 and i look older than her. dakota doesnt look to me even 14 because she hasnt “developed” fully. atleast ali has some kind of “Developed” anatomy, but you cant compare ever 14 year old girl to dakota fanning because your going to find just how different they are. Most 14 year olds look more like ali, however ali has too much makeup and definitely got some kind of lip injections for that top lip.

  • i just turned 14 last month. i don’t think that i look AS young as dakota, but i definitely don’t look my age. dakota and i do have something in common though – we’re both really slender and we both have no chest. ahaha. so i see where she’s coming from. people need to stop being so hard on her. it’s not like she’s stunting her body’s growth on purpose!

    ali is just trying way too hard. she needs to get a grip on her real age and act like she’s a 14 year old, not an 18 year old.

    • na wäh! ali ist so hässlich! die schaut aus wie eine frau mitte dreißig aba dakota ist echt süß! ich mag mädels die etwas jünger ausschauen…bei mir war das leider anders XD
      gut, das wars
      wiedersehen^^

      • sie sehen nicht sluts Ich glaube, sie auf der linken Seite ist sehr kindlich. sie ist es nur wearin viel Make-up

  • They Both Are Twoo Gorgeous Girls!
    But I Dnt No Anyone aged 13/14 Who looks like Dakota :S
    They Look More Like Ali

    Personally I Would Prefer It If I Looked Like Dakota Than Ali
    But Im Like in between

  • Dakota Is Gorgeous.
    And Yer Everyone Thought She Looked A Bit Young.
    I Couldnt Believe I Was The Same Age As Her.
    But Theres Been Alot OF Growing Up In Her Recently
    And Shes Starting To Mature.
    I Think It Would Be Better For All Us 14 Year Olds To Look Like That…
    Instead Of 14 +4

  • i’m 14 and have been told many a times that i look like dakota and most of my friends look a similar age to me so……not every 14yr old looks too old. i mean, yes, i do think Ali looks very old for her age…but i guess she just developed early or something..she probably shouldn’t wear as much make-up and wear such provocative clothing but what can u do ?