Flashbacks: Megan Fox before she got all pregnant. [The Superficial]
A Christmas f-ck you to Sean Penn. [Lainey Gossip]
RIP Charles Durning. [Starpulse]
Kind of gives new meaning to the term “yule log.” [OMGBlog]
Justin Theroux has no ass. [TMZ]
Hugh Jackman breaks out the wolverine inside. [Socialite Life]
Miniskirts have been criminalized. Look out. [The Frisky]
Demi Moore’s daughters are even more disgusted with her. [Celebslam]
Hangovers cured. [theBERRY]
Katy Perry posted the most frightening Twitpic yesterday. Dear God. [IDLYITW]
LeAnn Rimes says she wasn’t drunk. [Yeeeah]
A very Goopy Christmas. [Lainey Gossip]
Shakira wins best ass of the year. [The Superficial]
Lindsay Lohan’s mad at everyone involved with ‘Scary Movie 5’. [Cele|bitchy]
Huge opening for ‘Les Mis’—what did you think? [Huff Po]
The trailer for ‘The Incredible Burt Wonderstone’. [Moe Jackson]
Guess who got engaged yesterday! [Bossip]
… And now she wants us to think she’s this great philanthropist. OK. [Elite Daily]
The most awkward family Christmas photos. [Celebzter]
Best movies to settle down with this holiday season. [Hollywood PQ]