It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Mary-Kate Olsen and Nicolas Sarkozy photo: cocopuffsaredelicious
“Ugh, is this aged alcohol? You know I prefer everything underage.”
First runner-up: Anonymous
“You didn’t put that stuff you gave Heath Ledger in this, did you?”
Second runner-up: kimchee
“2 more of these and you can take your dark glasses off, Mary Ann … I mean, Mary Kate.”
Congrats to cocopuffsaredelicious! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!).
Madonna no longer tries to hide her anti-aging regimens.
Gotta shovel a lot of coal to keep this bitch a wailin’
Not so tight, you fucking asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just a little more, I can see the end of the butt plug starting to pop out…
Opps…..wrong hole…… happens more often than you’d think!
Dayum girl, that stick’s jammed up there REAL tight !
Madonna made the mistake of not explaining to him that you that you don’t pull out the anal beads like you are starting a lawn mower.
Last weeks winner is weak at best? He likes things under aged? Mary Kate is 26 that ain’t uinder age it’s creepy but she is definately legal
This is what it takes for Madonna to hit the high notes these days. It was supposed to be a look behind the curtain not a chance to see her meat curtains
Oh jeeeez Sorry I feel shame unless it’s a winner.
“Sing for me, Madonna, Sing”, says HE.
“I am the phantom of the op-er-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”, sings SHE.
“Hold still, granny, they left some stitches in from your last butt tuck.”
“I rebuke you, Satan!!!”
“……touched for the very first TIIIIIME!!! Was a vir-gin…..”
Guy: If I had a dollar for every time Madonna got something stuck up her ass and I had to pull it out….
BrEAKING NEWS!!! Madonna is desperate to become relevant and have a hit single again She has even resorted to having “Paco the dancer” pull one deep out of he ass!! We have the photo
*pulls string* And the vegan Kabalist says: I stand for freedom of expression, doing what you believe in, and going after your dreams. But no f*cking smoking at my shows!