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Yup, I’m Still Obsessing Over Ali Lohan

May 21, 2008
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28-year-old Ali Lohan visited Fuse’s The Sauce on Wednesday.

I keep waiting for her to be wearing leggings and she never is. It’s so disappointing.

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  • Someone needs to save this girl from this situation. She can’t have done anything at her age to deserve the lifetime of ridicule that will descend upon her. When she finally realizes that access to a stage mother and an agent does not equal talent, she will wish she had been educated instead of sexualized. What kind of parent seeks this for his or her child?!?!?

  • I really hope that her career (if you want to call it that) is a total disaster and she fails to do anything. I can’t stand her.

  • omg she is so going to start wearing leggings and i’m going to attribute it to this post

  • No wait. Is she really 14? I admit I googled her…..birthday is in December, so she is still 14!!!

    What is up with these girls and these photos? First we got a plastic barbish thingy and now an elderteen.

    These girls are not real. Wow…..it cannot be fun to be them, I don’t think.

  • Her Head looks really really big compared to her body… She should prob gain at least 20 lbs!

  • wow – ur just a bunch of loser haters. she will drop all ur nasty comments off in the trash on her way to the bank.

  • She has a face for radio.. maybe they can train her to have comic voice for anime, but that is where it ends on charisma. Maybe this one will die or kill someone and Dina will get it!

  • Uh, dancingaligator, it’s a joke. Have you taken a good look at this chick? She is tore up from the floor up. She looks waaaaay older than her 14 years. It’s pathetic what Dina Lohan is allowed to do with these kids.

  • What is with her and Lindsay looking wayyyy older in the worst way!
    She looks at least three or four years older than me and I’m 24!

  • Some hate on Lindsay, but many agree that she cleans up well. I hesitate to say this about a 14-year-old, but Ali doesn’t have that luxury. And somehow, I doubt that she has bushels of talent to compensate for this. I agree with Bean.

  • How did she suddenly sprout an upper lip? Or a fuller lower lip? My God, Dina… letting your fourteen year old get plastic surgery is truly pathetic. I’m sensing another Dana Plato future for her, sans the prettiness. :(

  • I feel really sorry for her. Oh, and Melissa, i don’t know if you saw the pictures posted a little while back but her make-up artist draws on her top lip with a liner in a dark red shade, it looks ridiculous!!

  • Ah, Like Nicole Kidman… I see now. It doesn’t work on Nicky, it sure as shit ain’t gonna work on this little baby child.

    Thanks for the heads up, Caz

  • She creeps me out. She has a body of a child and a head
    of 35 year old. Poor thing she going to look like Jackie
    Stallone by the time shes 18.

  • Good to know there’s material in the making for future gossip! This chick has mess written all over her face, worst than lindsay even, its kinda sad…but someones gotta do the dirty job!

  • there’s an amazing picture of her and lindsay wearing matching shiny, black leggings on google images.

  • No wonder guys get in trouble for having sex with uderage girls. Who would EVER think this girl is only 14 yrs. old?!

  • What the heck is up with her mouth? Why can’t she just smile like a normal person? It is sooo unattractive.

  • Dina and Ali Lohan make me want to vomit! Dina Lohan so desperatley is trying to make more money off of her daughters. After everything that happened to Lindsey you would think this mother would not want to put her other daughter down the same road. I could see if Ali had a good voice and if she was no younger than 17, but lets get real!!! She is only 14 and her voice is not that great!!! And for a 14 year old, can she put anymore make-up on???? Dina Lohan needs to let her children be children and not be in such a rush to make a buck.

  • Hi!
    aww quisa no me entiendan :s, pero yo si a ustedes….en fin, ella se ve mucho mayor de lo q’ es, yo tengo 14, y no paresco de 20 como ella, demasiado maquillaje!!
    bye! saludos desde chile, kiss!

  • hahah mann im 14 and i look NOTHING like this.

    1- she is wearing wayy too much makeup
    2- not only does she need acting and singling lessons, but she needs to learn how to smile

    ive seen living lohan and she is really bratty. here are what most episodes are about

    ali-“mom im tired”
    dina-“i dont care i have work to do like looking through newspapers and admiring your sister”
    ali-“i want a dog of my own and i promise to pay for all the people to take care of it”
    cody-“we dont need another dog we already have 5”
    dina-“cody go find something to help me make money off you”
    ali-“my face hurts from all the makeup im wearing and girls are making fun of my just because i look like im 40 and my sister is a crackwhore”

    yepp….its pretty interesting

  • I cant believe the tabloids are saying she had a nose job!! so what if she looks older,?? im 15 and my friends say that i have 19 or 20…all of u start dealing with your own problems, instead of twisting things about her

  • Hi!
    WOOW!!
    i lik how she wear!!
    I’m 14 yeAR too but … she can be mY mODeL!
    IM froM El SalvAdOr
    I mean I livE hEAr rIgTh nOW!
    anD I thinK sHe’s So Cool.. I loVe sHe
    anD sHe CaN’T bE bEttEr that ShE arE!
    I alWayS See HeR tv sHoW !!!

  • am AGree with andrea and faby
    CuZ I’m 14 tooo! and my clouses friend that know me good they n¡know that Im 14 years old but im a model too and some people dont belib that im 14 years!! but the thing is that she looks great and you suchs!! if you are thinking that she looks older or like her mother… but her mother looks good too….well i just wanna mean that she is a preatry girl and i like how she wear, i like her voice and one of her songs and i think that her tv show is verry… entretaiment!!!!!

  • Hi, i am a mom and I agree with your opinions. I think she’s wearing to
    much makeup for her age. Maybe she has to look more childish now because you will not see the difference when she’s 18. she’s a beautifull girl and has no need of it. Maybe she has to take a look more like Dakota Fanning that is of the same age.

  • Emma –

    Yes, I can agree that she’s pretty.
    I’m not gonna lie, people, she IS pretty. But for a fourteen year old,
    pretty should be meant to look natural. She does look way
    older, and looking at this picture, I wouldn’t have EVER
    guessed that she was only fourteen…

  • This is ridicolous! She wears way too much make up! She’s only 14 for fuck’s sake! It’s disgusting how kids look these days.

  • She looks 30.
    God she looks really ugly..
    She should wipe off that makeup and stop trying to look like Lindsay.
    She should be trying to keep the innocent 14 year old look.
    But the 5lbs of makeup, possible implants, and showy wardrobe aren’t doing that for her.

  • Come on people get a life she a little girl living in the fast life, why wouldnt she want to look older?? shes trying to fit in. she has money so let her spend it the way she wants I know if I was 14 I would do the same if my family had money like that. look at jo jo she was 14 and looked just like that GET A LIFE!!!!

  • im 15 i dont even wear makeup like that not even like pressure from my friends or anythn would make me wanna wear makeup like that. i thought she was so pretty when her show came out but this is rediculous she looks like she has botox or some crazy crap. she needs to go bak to the pretty redhead less makeup no needles look…
    she kinda scares me a lil in that pic… to b quite honest wit u

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