Never bring your brain to an assplay indeed. [The Superficial]
Blake Shelton does ‘Dude Looks Like a Lady’. [Bitten and Bound]
Here’s the nude hacker. [Starpulse]
Kirstie Alley does the Ugly Elf dance online. [OMGBlog]
People are defending Brandi Glanville. [Socialite Life]
Someone says lingerie modeling shouldn’t be a career aspiration. [Celebslam]
Is Kim Kardashian a fatty fatty boombalatty? [Yeeeah]
Deadmau5 is, like, the romanticest. [The Blemish]
Explaning the Newtown shooting to a son. [The Frisky]
Quentin Tarantino says that movies don’t cause shootings. [Cele|bitchy]
Taylor Swift launches it all. [Hollywood PQ]
Britney Spears is getting dumped after ‘X-Factor’. [The Superficial]
Sara Underwood’s tits on Twitter. [IDLYTIW]
New ‘Star Trek’ trailer. [Lainey Gossip]
Guess who’s going to be on this year’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve. [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Vanessa Hudgens is still playing dress-up in Mommy’s closet. [Moe Jackson]
Study claims that white men are far more likely to commit mass murder than any other racial demographic. I believe it. [Bossip]
Instagram says it has the right to sell your pictures. [Elite Daily]