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TOM CRUISE’S FACE IS TWEAKED THE F-CK OUT

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This is Tom at the London premiere of ‘Jack Reacher’, and I don’t have a whole lot more for you guys about this because really, there are no words.

… Except maybe “motherf-cker.” Because “motherf-cker” is a word I use a lot (in my head, or in forceful whispers, where no one can hear me) when I’m really angry about something. And something makes me a little angry about these photos of Tom-bot, and I don’t even know what.

Thanks, Tom. Thanks for being a good buddy.

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