Let’s look at the debate-related Tweets that Lindsay fired off last night while half of the nation watched football, and the other half were split between watching Obama and Romney square off, and that baseball thing that happened. One at a time now, guys:
OMG it is HAPPENING!!!!!!!! The Final Debate!!!!! I’m so nervous!
Why nervous, Lindsay? Seriously, why would *ANYONE* outside of the Romney campaign or the Obama campaign be nervous? It’s a damn debate. It’s scripted as hell. There’s nothing to be nervous about, girl. Maybe it’s just your way of coming down off the coke, huh? Put the lighter and spoon down and back away for a few minutes, OK? Here’s another:
1920s, 1950s…. ITS ALL THE SAME, History repeats itself…. Only if you let it
What the f-ck? What the f-ck does this even mean?
Lindsay then spends the next hour Tweeting at celebrities who are more important than she is—like Bill Maher and Sarah Silverman:
@billmaher I really want to know your honest to G-D thoughts… would you please DM me?
@SarahKSilverman Teachers are the BEST!
@VanityFair I think that we should be focusing on @BarackObama and @mittromney ‘s policies rather than their personal cliff-hangers w/women.
Finally, she closes it out in her very typical, very self-absorbed way, by saying that she’s probably more relieved than Mitt and Barry put together that the final debate is over, because duh. Of course she is:
Nice work to both @BarackObama and @mittromney… i’m so relieved that its over. Maybe more than both of you..severe anxiety-God Bless xo L
Also, another funny thing about Lindsay is that Lindsay, who came out in support of Mitt Romney just a week ago, Tweeted last night (it’s gone now) that she’s supportive of the incumbent, Barack Obama. This is what she said, which the Internets caught (as they always, always do) before she changed her mind and remembered that she wanted the other guy to win:
RT @BarackObama: RT if you’re #ProudOfObama as our commander in chief.
LINDSAY FOR CONGRESS!
“I think that we should be focusing on @BarackObama and @mittromney ‘s policies rather than their personal cliff-hangers w/women.” — aren’t those… their policies too? You know how Romney says he wants to ban abortion and Obama supports equal pay etc? Why is she even talking about politics? And why does she think that women’s rights don’t matter when she is herself a woman? I feel like I know more about American politics than her and I am Spanish and live in Britain ffs.
Lindsay, you have removed all doubt, you really need to back to school and put the bottle aside for a while.
Ugh, this is awkward. And really uncomfortable.