Let’s put it this way—I hope this little darling never becomes famous enough where we have to create a category for here here on Evil Beet, because I don’t know that I have this many characters available to get the whole thing in there.
Seriously, though, Uma Thurman gave birth back in July, and we’re just now finding out the name of her daughter (and I’m considering it’s because Uma and her man were brainstorming this entire time to create the world’s longest name, ensuring that all of the syllables sound OK together and that no consonant is repeated too much. Even though they failed on that last thing). The child’s name is—are you ready for it?—the child’s name is Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson. But don’t worry if you think it’s a mouthful for you, let alone a poor kid; she casually goes by the nickname ‘Luna’, which I adore, and which I wonder why they didn’t just give up the ghost and name her that. Yeah, it’s in there somewhere, what with that ‘Altalune’ business, but seriously. Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson? That is one long-ass name.
Also, we haven’t talked about Uma Thurman in almost two whole years so yay for that, huh? I mean, so what if the first time has to come on the heels of a really, really … um, unique name?
Uma, do you hate your daughter? Poor Luna, she always need an extra paper to write to.
The initials.. What does RAAAF stand for?
Rassemblement des Amateurs d’Automobiles Anciennes des Flandres (French vintage car restoration club)
That baby has a big head and a teeny tiny face.
dear god. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
She needs to stop reproducing in the first place. She’s ugly, talentless, and already has enough fucking kids. The first name of this child is cute, the other names sound really DUMB, at least we can guess which insurance company the child might relate to.
Hm. I have the same amount of names, and also the nickname. Do I need to feel bad?