It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Kim Kardashian photo: Lurker
“I gotta top getting peed on, so stay tuned as we get into formation for the human centipede.”
First runner-up: F
“Yay!!! We managed to get all three of us in the frame! Oh wait…what are those two bitches doing trying to get in to pose with me and my boobs!!!!”
Second runner-up: Rob
“Is that a camera? I have to get in the shot! An iphone camera? doesn’t matter… a Brownie instamatic? I’m there. Take my picture please. Don’t click that shutter without me… are you from a tabloid? I have to be in the center of the shot.”
Congrats to Lurker! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!)
The one that actually says “woof” is the best looking of the three.
three ugly girls that love doggy style…
if I could lose the two blonde bitches, that bulldog down there would do me…
Call the Baha Men because someone let the dogs out!
Lady Gaga offers support as her grandmother shows off her new merkin.
timetravel is possible. and she even braught her dog!
Caption: The subjects of the world’s toughest game of F…., Marry, Kill.
Aahhhh hahahah! You totally get my vote.
Sarah,
Did you receive my email reply for winning the last Caption Contest? Your email arrived in my junk/spam folder, so I’m hoping you checked that folder for my reply if it didn’t arrive in your inbox.
Hi! Got it, I responded to you. Sorry about the delay! :D
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much cocaine involved here! SO much… i’m not even entering this caption contest – just sayin’. :P
Three Dog Night!
Dogs are smarter than cats, right? So then if we toss this dog off our third floor balcony, he’ll land on his feet, right?
“I bet I could Donna…I bet I could throw it over and my fans would love me for it…”
What are Mickey Rourke and this Edgar Winter impersonator doing with this ewok? We’ll find out after the weather…
Hey Sis, now I know the color for my next wig. Here puppy, puppy.
The Wizard of Odd: Glinda the Good Witch and her evil doppelganger dog-nap Toto.
Will you please hold him stall which I insert the vibrator.
TYPO:
Will you please hold him still while I insert the vibrator !
Of the three bitches in the shot.. the middle one wears it best.
“I hope the mannequin drops me, so I can make my escape and get outta here! Too arfin’ strange for me!”
Why are they chanting Jump Lohan’s Jump ??
Hey Donatella Rick James was right … “Cocaine is a hell of a drug”
Look Simba, everything the light touches, is our kingdom.
This is the story of two men and a p u s s y, trapped in the wrong body.
This is the story of two men and a kitty, trapped in the wrong body.
The Muppets take Manhattan!
YES
Partayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, anyone???
A picture of the evil aliens from the movie Men in Black IV
Lady Gaga was a guest on Sesame Street and appears in a sketch with 2 muppets!
And so we shall cast him into the fiery pit, absorb his life essence and become immortal succubae.
Queen Donatella, my minions are getting restless, is my relevance, perchance, growing smaller? Nay dear Lady….take this canine, anoint it with the foul, syphilitic secretions of your vaginal wall…decapitate it and drink ye of its blood. Skin it and use the uncured pelt as a purse while tossing the remnants to the peasants. Say you’ve done this as a protest, to bring light to the the plight of the bullied masses. The miscreant, disenfranchised youth will once again flock to you, and name you the Living Embodiment of performance art.