Lindsay Lohan’s rehab frenemy, model Lauren Hastings, is really excited that Lindsay’s all caught up in the Minkgate scandal, because it gives her a chance to rehash her story of how Lindsay stole a bunch of her shit back in, like, 1992. Nah, it was almost exactly a year ago, but the LA courts dismissed the case, so Lauren’s determined to at least get as much publicity out of this things as is humanly possible.
So I did something I should have done a long time ago — I went through all the photos on Lauren’s Facebook page. And whaddya know? A photo with Lauren, a friend, and a large knife. Remind you of anything? Is this, like, something that girls in this circle commonly do? Like:
“What are you doing tonight?”
“Well, um, my date fell through, so Sarah and I were going to take photos of ourselves holding a large knife.”
“Oh, cool. Melissa and I did that last night, and I’m penciled in to do it with Jamie next Thursday. We were gonna get coffee before. Wanna come?”
“I totally would, but I’m actually supposed to take photos of myself holding a large knife with Danielle on Thursday. I mean, I guess we could all do it together …”
“No, no. Only two girls in the photo. That’s the rule.”
“Right. Well, what are you doing tomorrow?”
“Nothing.”
“Cool. Wanna come over and take photos of ourselves holding a large knife?”
“For sure! I’ll bring the knife. I just got an awesome new one — it’s serrated!”
Sheesh.
More fun pics of Lauren from her FB page in the thumbnails.
“That is not a knife, this is a knife!” Croc dundee
talk about crazy delutional beyotch..
team Lohan for life yall
Isn’t Shia banging this whore(media) now?
Wait…umm Is she taking a shit in one of those pics?
fame whores!!! i bet they aren’t even bi either….lets pretend to be gay so guys wanna date us…it makes me mad…stupid straight wannabe posers….sigh
Who the hell is that chick? And what the hell?
oh, yeah….and btw. mr. goodpotato, women sit on the crapper when they take a pee, too. unlike men for whom sitting down on the job is devoted solely to squeezing one out.
yeah…
Some of the world’s top celebrities are using these psychics :
http://www.psychic-vision.net
Stupid spam!!!
Anyway, yeah is like ”oh let’s pretend to be lesbos, that’d make us hotter and we might bet to the Paris Hilton Bitch status”… But whatever…
”then like, i thought we could like be totally wearing our dull-looking bras together that we bought from Penny’s and make us look like we are so hot…”seriously, what goes on in the (empty) minds of these people. yea, cool. knives.
HAHAHA
You’re so funny.
I LOVE the way you write.
And maybe this is what really happens.
hahahahaa
love that they take the blackberry AND the camera even to go to the toilet, and of course, put it on-line for everyone to see.
I bet she’s so happy that this pictures are public.
She hates Lohan because she’s totally like her.
Whatever.
Just want to share that apparently Lauren Hastings is dating Shia LaBeouf.
http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2008-04-24/#celeb10
really, shia?
Hey, is the photostamping new?
bras from penney’s!!! lol!!!
Well, hope I never have to go to rehab if this is what happens to you, cuz I wouldn’t want to be, like, a grandma and have my rehab lesbo knife pics reach my kids/grand-kids. They (and me) would FREAK!