Ok, the story is a little more complicated than that. See, Paris Hilton is dating this new douchebag (surprise!) named River Viiperi. He’s 21 years old, and he’s a male model. She’s dating a 21-year-old model named River. Is that painting a good picture for you? All right, so Paris took River out to this Vegas club, and they got absolutely wasted. That part isn’t in the official story, but I think it’s pretty easy to assume that Paris and River partook in some alcoholic beverages.
So they get drunk, and Paris starts making out with some girl, because of course she does. That’s what all the cool straight girls do to get attention and drinks in clubs. Right, so she’s making out with the girl, and poor River has to see his true love, Paris, sucking on someone else’s face. And how does he react? The only way a distraught, drunk young man can react: he punches Paris’ new lady friend’s boyfriend in the face. LOGIC IS AWESOME.
The boyfriend wanted to press charges, and River was arrested for misdemeanor battery, but I guess the cops who responded were like “ugh, this shit again,” because he was never even taken to the police station. They’re still investigating it though, because apparently there’s more stuff to investigate, but Paris’ rep refused to comment on the whole thing.
Oh, and if you need a LOL, here’s a photo of River:
Spread the LOLs, friend. So important.
A RIVER IN PARIS
sorry, sorry
I’ll take the heat off you with my comment: Caption this picture: Paris’ boyfriend only has p*ssy on his mind. I hope you feel better.
No apologies, Jess. That was BRILLIANT!
She is scary psycho.. just a sneeze from going completely wacko from whatever nasty combination of stuff she is weirdly injecting, smoking and ingesting.. She should go overseas.. the weirdo’s appreciate her wild party girl antics..
He looks like a child!
He is SUPER hot. In fact, I’m pretty sure that I have pictures of him on my computer. Not, like, labeled by his name. But, as a hot guy, he’s come up on my tumblr dashboard. And I am *such* a digital hoarder, especially when it comes to boys.
More importantly, LOGIC IS AWESOME. I’m stealing that forever. <3
Simon, you are the MAN.
Thank you! Not sure what brought that on, but thanks. ^_^
Suck more COCK, it’s good for ya !!
That dress would be great in other colours and without her coochie hanging out of it.
That cat looks pissed that he has to model in this cheesy photo, haha!
That bitch is a hot mess! I don’t even know why she is even considered to be a celeb! What good has she done..would be a nobody without her last name! How about she get an education and do something real with her life..what a waste of flesh!
just alousy animal what else.
I wonder if he even knows there is a cat on his head He looks wasted and ther’s a very good chance he’s full of the std’s.
Too pathetic for words….
If he would have kept his cool, Rivers would have score on both pussies but No…he was ready to shoot his load into Paris. Well Paris sweetie that is what happens when you date little boys…<333 You know where you can find me Paris…Love yeah…
Paris sounds like lots of fun! I don’t see what the problem is.