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May 6, 2008
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In the Battle of Sibling Hotness, it looks like the Ashleys are coming out on top.

I’ve been talking constantly about how amazing Ashley Olsen looks lately, while Mary-Kate still looks like she collects cans on the side of the street and uses the proceeds to buy heroin (only one-half of that statement is false), and it seems like Maxim magazine agrees with me.

They’ve voted Ashley the #47 on their “Hot 100” list, while Mary-Kate didn’t make the list at all.

Meanwhile, Ashlee Simpson rings in at #18 on the list, while big sis Jessica’s struggling over at #53. I totally disagree with this ranking. Ashlee Simpson’s face is fake and disgusting, and as much as Jessica gets on my nerves, she’s a really beautiful girl. Ashlee shouldn’t have made the list at all.

No word yet on who’s #1 on the list.

Any guesses?

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  • Is it me or there’s something new about ashley’s face? i barely recognized her. she looks different nowadays..and better!

  • Im going to guess Keira Knightly or however she spells her stupid name. Im not a fan… but other people seem to think shes hot. Hmmm, wait… now that Im really thinking about it Im going to also go ahead and guess Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Garner (is there an age limit on these things?). Well anyway, those are my guesses!

  • I say Megan Fox. Elisha Cuthbert looked really good in the latest issue. Too bad she cut her hair. Major mistake.

  • Ashley Olsen is really starting to look hot with her newly discovered ability to smile. With about ten most pounds of strategically placed flesh on her she would be totally bangable. Then she would have to start worrying about John “Girly Face” Mayer peeing on her to mark his territory. By the way, is Mary-Kate staring at her sister’s tits.

  • Ashley O is decidedly the cuter one.

    Ashley Simp, however, is a trashcan. I hate her.

  • ashley o looks amazing! such a difference when she is smiling and looking happy.

    and i agree beet – jessica simpson, much as she sometimes get on my nerves, is WAY hotter than her little sis. no contest.

    as for number 1, i haven’t a clue.

  • I’m guessing Ashley Olsen has seen how awesome she looks in photos with that beautiful and not that ridiculous “Olsen pout”, she’s been doing it all her photographs lately. Good call, Ashley!

  • I think itll be Megan Fox as well, as Im a straight women and Id totally go gay for her.

  • AND THE WINNER IS….NONE of them!!!! They are all ugly…with no subtance to them…no spice! Megan Fox? Jlo? The Olsen twins? Really….really…not pretty…not cute…

  • >No word yet on who’s #1 on the list.

    Rumor Willis of course! Silly Beet.

  • Christina i thought it was LC before I looked at it properly! Ash looks so so different all smiley and happy.

    Also I used to hate Ashlee Simpson but then I listened to her new album and I love it so now I love her. Though yeah…her artificial face is not so cool…

  • Whoa. You know, for the longest time I really really loathed the Olsen twins. When they hit like 17 they became that gangly too thin feeble looking duo instead of the healthy tweens we all looked up to. But I must say I am loving Ashley right now. She totally looks like LC and I’m really glad she’s ditched the smirk her sister is still rocking. That and she just looks healthier. Go A Twin! B twin still on drugs.

    As for number one I’d like to throw Gwenyth Paltrow into the mix. Those shoes still have me slightly confused on my sexual orientation.

  • ashley’s smile is gorgeous – so nice to see it more often these days.

    i love this quote

    “Ashlee Simpson’s face is fake and disgusting,” hahahaha

  • Which one was Heath Ledger banging? The ugly one or the one with a lot of plastic surgery and heavy fashion make-over.

  • she just got rid of the somber look and has a happy, glowing face now, the sister needs to clean up the smeared eyeshadow and look normal too!

  • Ashlee Simpson should be #1!!! I love her, she is for sure the hottest and her face is NOT fake..she was already beautiful before the nose job!For sure her sister is SO MUCH FAKE than her..why didn’t you say this beet?Now hate you beet,you’re jealous!fuck off

  • Ashley to me was prettier before her nose job,but jess is a drop dead gorgous!!!!!! soo i mean there both pretty!

  • Nati, Iwould be oh so compelled by your outstanding speech, however I think that Ashley Simpson is indeed “SO MUCH FAKE” as you ingeniusly put it. She literally is Spray-on-Tan.

  • Ashley is so hot~~I saw her profile at a beautiful people site named Rich romances.com. It is said she is interested in dating handsome guys overthere. But don’t know if it is really her.

  • i think ashley made it cuz she isn’t a walking skeleton compared to marykate, i think eva mendes whould be number one, she is like the hottest whore in hollywood! if i were a lez i would totaly try to do her, but allas, i’m straight WAH!!!

  • How can everyone honestly say Jessica Simpson is beautiful??? She looks like a frickin HORSE!!! Oh this is makin me sooo mad…im obviously the only one who sees it!!!

  • Seriously, you think that Jess Simpson is an attractive girl? Cuz I think she looks like a stoned buck toothed tranny moist of the time

  • right…that was supposed to be “most” not “moist” but sometimes she looks a little moist too