See this picture? This is what Jennie Garth has been doing since her split with Peter Facinelli. That, and possibly having sex with former co-star, Luke Perry, which still completely tickles in all the right places when I think about it.
Yes, it must be nice to be able to frolick and play and date decidedly-still-hot former heartthrobs while your loser of an ex-husband is doing nothing much these days—except prepping for the Breaking Dawn Part 2 premiere, which is sure to not be focused on him whatsoever.
See? It’s true: what goes around, comes around.
Jennie’s bikini—
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You forgot a word there. It’s more like “…your *bloated* loser of an ex-husband…” Peter’s looking pretty gross these days.