Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Britney’s Big Day!!!!

HAPPY TUESDAY!!!!

BRITNEY SPEARS IS GOING TO COURT TODAY!!! All signs point to Britney actually showing up to her child custody hearing in LA today.

OMG I am so, so excited. Now that I have cable TV, I just want to invite all my friends over to sit in my living room and eat chips and dip and watch the coverage on CNN. Because you better fucking believe this shit is gonna be on CNN. It’s the biggest story of the year so far!

YOU BETTER SHOW UP, BRITNEY! YOU WILL RUIN MY TUESDAY IF YOU DITCH OUT! AND I DON’T LIKE MY TUESDAYS RUINED!

Britney spent Monday fulfilling her promotional contract with Bally’s by showing up to “work out” and then take a bunch of photos. I wonder how much they’re paying her to do this stupid crap.

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