Courtney Stodden Wants to Do Playboy, Playboy Isn’t Interested

First of all, HAHAHAHAHAHA. And second of all, HA.

Courtney Stodden wants to pose for Playboy. We know that because she tweeted a tweet last night that said “no to porn, yes to Playboy,” and then a winky face and some x’s. Just by reading that, one would think that she’s already signed on to do the Playboy shoot, right?

Wrong! TMZ apparently has some “Playboy sources,” and here’s what they had to say about the whole affair:

According to our Playboy sources, no offer has been made to Stodden nor will one EVER be made. Our sources say Stodden “doesn’t meet the standards of a Playboy model” … adding she looks too “enhanced.”

One source added, “[Playboy] would NEVER take her. I don’t think anybody really wants to see that anyway.”

Ok, ok, listen: Courtney Stodden doesn’t “meet the standards of a Playboy model,” but Lindsay Lohan does? Really? And I get that Lindsay is way more famous and that people want to see her floppy lips and wayward titties just for the trainwreck factor, but this source makes it sound like the refusal is based on looks alone, doesn’t it?

I’ll just leave it up to you guys, because I really can’t think about Lindsay Lohan and Courtney Stodden naked anymore.