It seems like just yesterday that we first met that darling, precocious child bride, Courtney Stodden. Back when we first got to know and love this girl, she was just 16 years old, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed and ready to take on the world. But a couple of years have passed, and now? Now she’s 18. She’s legally an adult. So what is she doing now?
Well, I’m not really sure what she’s doing right at this minute, but here are some of her tweets from the past few days:
1 more week until the big 18 xxx meow
Birthday is in 3 more days … wonder what the hubby is going to get me? :) Hmm … xxx
Only 2 more days until I get to blow eighteen … ummm … candles ;) xxx
Well xxx, the big 18 has been achieved xxx, so what did the hubby (xxx) get her?
That darling little puppy! He’s an Italian Greyhound. His name is Dourtney. No, really. Because according to Doug, that’s all she wanted:
“One of the many reasons why I love and admire my wife is that she didn’t ask for bling on her landmark 18th birthday. She didn’t ask for expensive clothes or shoes, a flashy party, an extravagant vacation, a luxurious car or to be taken out on the town.”
We all caught that a 52-year-old dude just said that he loves his wife because she doesn’t ask for fancy things for her 18th birthday, right? Awesome.
As for Courtney, she hasn’t opened up a whole lot just yet (that phrasing was honestly unintentional, by the way), but here’s what she did have to say about what we can look forward to now that she’s legal:
“There are quite a few secrets that we cannot tell you right now, but expect to see a lot!”
Oh god. How many hours till we see this girl’s vagina, do you think?
What’s wrong with him saying that “one of the many reasons” he loves his wife is because she didn’t ask for an expensive gift?
Oh, it’s not that part, it’s “my wife on her 18th birthday part” that weirds me out.
Oh, yeah, that’s creepy.
on the first picture we see a confused and malnourished child and on the second her disgusting, OLD and disgusting “husband”..i wanna vomit..
how the fuck is he not in jail,along with her mother, for stealing this child’s life? how is this “entertainment”? it’s child abuse, plain and simple.
congrats, courtney. and congrats, america
He was 50 and she was 16 when they married? Gross! And yet people go on and on about the age difference between Demi and Ashton. Double standards!
You must have missed the reactions when Doug and Courtney first got together. Or the fact that Doug was called a child molester by some other mildly famous dude…
Gross gross gross gross gross gross ::shudder::
They named the dog Dourtney? Like a combo of their names? Wow. I mean, I guess it will have to make do until she is old enough to menstruate, and then they can concieve a child.
If she’s eighteen, than so am I. *voms*
He’s glad she didn’t want anything expensive, because he couldn’t afford to buy it for her.
an italian greyhound can cost up to a couple thousand dollars. sure it’s not diamonds or designer bags but cheap it isn’t!
People who look like their dogs.
What the hell is a “landmark” birthday?? Lol. A landmark is a sign, or a building. Something with which to mark. land. Haha… Did grandpa mean “milestone” ?? These people ooZe douchery. Gross. This girl is no 18, either. More like 30!
The oldest 18 years old ever…. Really how idiot does she think or do u think we are? She’s at least 25 IMO….
From all celebs born on this day and still alive, u chose this socio-genetic scum?
I hope this dude is knocking the bottom out of this little {C~U~M~BUCKET}!
I hope he is making her pink button, pink butterfly and mudwhistle churn buttermilk until a creamy pasty lather is smeared all over!
Good for him, even though he is a DBAG, tear that tender tidbit up for as long as you can and as long as she is still around!
@ NJNJDHAHA OMG that is a fucking unbelieveable mental image that will haunt my mind.
Oh and the answer to howmany hours … I’ll say 18 ??? Happy Birthday Court.
We all caught that a 52-year-old dude just said that he loves his wife because she doesn’t ask for fancy things for her 18th birthday, right? Awesome.
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