Leave it to Snooki to have her baby right around last call!
From People:
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi gave birth to a baby boy shortly before 3 a.m. Sunday, at Saint Barnabas Medical Center in Livingston, N.J.
“The world just got another Guido!!! Lorenzo Dominic LaValle has entered the world weighing 6 lbs, 5 oz. Nicole, Jionni & Enzo are doing great!” reports MTV.
And this is what girlfriend has been busy doing on the Internet since ‘Enzo (oh dear God) was born earlier this morning:
I am SO IN LOVE with my son Lorenzo Dominic ! I had my little man last night, healthy at 6lbs! HE’S MY WORLD! ?
Hope the world is ready for this new little Guido! … Or, at the very least, MTV Networks. They’re going to have their hands full for the next few years, anyway.
Congratulations to Snooki and her new family! I cannot wait to see pictures of this kid. I honestly have a sneaking suspicion that he’s going to be pretty adorable.
I love the name! Very traditionally Italian. I prefer it to Jionni a thousand times.
I think I prefer ‘Lorenzo’ over ‘Enzo’, though. Enzo just reminds me of overcooked pasta.
Fetus alcohol syndrome….
Oh crap… just realised that I have that bra that Snooki is wearing there. It’s one of my favourite purchases from VS.
Be right back, just re-evaluating my life choices.
That poor soon to be orange little bastard.