But really, did they? Who can I get to confirm this immediately? Jessica Biel hasn’t been on Twitter for four days, and I think Justin Timberlake has probably changed his phone number since that time I was in the 6th grade and my pen pal from Memphis swore that his number was in the phone book there. But I need to know this information. I need to know if they truly got married this past weekend like everyone is saying:
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have gotten married.
The ‘Total Recall’ actress and the 31-year-old heartthrob have reportedly tied the knot in Jackson Hole, Wyoming – where they got engaged in December last year – in a secret ceremony on a private estate on Saturday (18.08.12), with guests staying at the luxury Four Seasons Hotel.
Hollywood gossip columnist Janet Charlton said: “They pulled a fast one!”
While the couple tried to keep their big day a secret, wedding cake designer Sylvia Weinstock added fuel to speculation the 30-year-old star and the ‘Cry Me a River’ hitmaker have tied the knot by revealing she was in Jackson Hole on the weekend.
She wrote on twitter: “America is a beautiful country Jackson hole a marvel (sic)”
So what do you think? I have no idea, but of course it’s a possibility. The rumor has always been that their wedding would happen sometime this summer, and remember how long it took for anyone to confirm their engagement or for Jessica to show off her engagement ring? This crazy couple could very well be married already. And if they are, I will be so mad.
Did they even take a moment to stop and think about me in all of this? Could Jessica Biel not have taken a single moment to say “oh, wait, I think Emily might have wanted to ridicule every single thing I say about the wedding, so maybe we should stretch this engagement out a little longer and make public statements about everything we do”? Apparently not. God, some people are so SELFISH.