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That, friends, is a photo of Amanda Bynes driving. Why on earth is she still legally allowed to do this? And, by the way, is this why she shouldn’t be legally allowed to drive? I mean, obviously there’s the booze, and that’s bad, but what is she doing? How is she that low in her seat? She looks like my grandma when she drives before she puts the phone book and the couch cushion in the driver’s seat, and my grandma is 4’5″ at most. What is wrong with this girl?
Oh, and just in case you’re interested in what she’s actually doing here, she’s just driving down to the CVS, looking like this:
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What a Miley Cyrus-lookin’ mess, right? Girl looks like she woke up still wasted and pulled on the first things she could find that weren’t caked in vomit. Lord.
But in the spirit of Amanda Bynes’ intense denial – “I don’t drink,” she claimed after her DUI arrest, and “I don’t hit and run” – let’s take a quick peek at the front of her car, shall we?
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So did it just come with that giant dent in the middle there, or is that some sort of fancy customization?
Images courtesy of The Superficial