It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Lindsay Lohan photo: Vee
“I think there is some coke left under this nail …”
First runner-up: CranAppleSnapple
“That’s commitment. At the ass end of the Liz Taylor movie, Lindsay reveals the old age body, and it’s actually hers, not movie magic.”
Second runner-up: Meli
“Just ate another booger!”
Congrats to Vee! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!)
Ta, Sarah. :)
The poor man’s Chuck Norris
If they won’t let him be Bear Grylls, next he’s going to audition to turn the letters or spin the wheel.
watch out boys!! he’s a biter!!
According to John Travolta, this is how you get ahead in Hollywood.
Bite ME??
Motherfucker, I’ll bite your ass!!
Mmmmm, tastes like chicken!
Do you wear denim shirts? Do you have a mullet? Are you from a rural part of the United States, possibly, but not limited to “swampland” areas. Are you constantly searching for that perfect mid-day snack? Well search no further, introducing “Snake Butt” from The Hungry Hill-Billy Eatery. “Snake Butt,” it’s not just for special occassions like passing sixth grade anymore. Also available in Mesquite and Bacon BBQ.
heheheheh
This is how you eat an Evil Beet!!
I should clean my teeth before I kiss Kylie…
Damn, his D is so big he can suck it himself.
Who sucks their Deltoid?
JCVD does. Everyone else just pays Mrs.Ryan $5.
Biting the rear end of a rattlesnake is perfectly acceptable, but the mullet and “Canadian Tuxedo” are just plain wrong.
Stay back, or I swear I’ll f*kin do it!!
The snake learned the hard way that using his rattle around Van Damme is a Baaaaad idea!
The snake made fun of his mullet.
hehehehehee
The 90’s action star pixie stixs. Bite the end off the snake and the coke pours out.
“Kylie, remember this??”
or
Kylie Minogue never tasted this good.
Apparently as a favor to Kris Kardashian, JCVD shot a cameo that never made it into the final cut of Kim’s video.
The competition on Lars Van Trier’s new movie was fierce. Shia LaBeef ultimately got the role because the other actors were concerned with JCVD’s use of his teeth in some pivotal scenes. It was not the right time to start method acting. – Never use teeth ladies. Just ask Beet.
Excuse me while I get a piece of tail
He must have been real hungry Rattle snake is whats for dinner?
Btw is that JOE DIRT diggin that MULLET LOL!!!!