Here’s a fun little rumor! Kanye apparently wants his lady love, Kim Kardashian to return to her old stomping grounds, which, of course, is the land of homemade porn. And I’ll admit that I was read to just skim the story for a giggle or two because I didn’t really buy it and I wanted to read more about that vicious harpy, Kristen Stewart, but then I read one line that changed my mind entirely, and now I believe this story is true. Can you guess which line it was?
From Huffington Post:
Does Kanye West want to make a sex tape with girlfriend Kim Kardashian? Probably, but that doesn’t mean it’s happening.
Star magazine reported that the 31-year-old reality star is “still trying to live down” the embarrassment of her sex tape with ex-boyfriend Ray J, which leaked in 2007, so naturally she’s “horrified” that Kanye is pushing her to make another X-rated tape.
Insiders told the magazine that the 35-year-old rapper “always tells Kim that she should showcase her amazing body whenever possible,” and he “swears that their filmed fornication will be art, not porn.”
According to Gossip Cop the reports that West wants to make make a sex tape are completely fake, and a source close to the couple calls the story “stupid.”
Regardless of how “stupid” the claims might be, the couple have been dealing with similar rumors since they went public with their relationship earlier this year. In January — months before the two were even officially together — MediaTakeOut released a (NSFW) photo of a couple having sex and alleged it was West and Kardashian.
If you haven’t seen the photo, well, hold your horses. Good things come to those who wait. Duh.
But listen, whichever “insider” said that Kanye “always tells Kim that she should showcase her amazing body whenever possible,” and he “swears that their filmed fornication will be art, not porn.” Well, it’s either the gospel truth, or somebody needs to get into writing Kanye fan fiction (besides me). That’s brilliant. Whether or not Kanye said something like that, you have to admit that it’s certainly something he would say.
Ok, now for that photo. Be warned, it’s really, really NSFW. It’s a picture of sex, friends. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
BOOM. What do you think, is that Kimye? The lady does look like she has pretty ample curves, and it looks like she has Kim’s skin tone. And judging by the tiny bit of the guy’s face you can actually see, I think it does look a little like Kanye. I’m not completely sold though. What about you?
look at the socks and the old iphone! And I don’t think the guy is really built like Kanye..
I’ve seen enough of these two media whores to last a lifetime. They are egotistic enough to think the world wants to see them screwing each other.
Kim has a thinner stomach than this girl does, although I’m not calling the girl pictured fat.
He’s wearing socks oh my fucking God.
Just the fact that he’s wearing socks, makes me believe it is Kanye.
Kim’s boobs are waaaay bigger than this chick’s, too. Totally fake. Haha… They are enough to make you barf without a sex tape. Gross. Next!
BAHAHAHAHAHA The socks almost sold me on it being kanye.