I became a member of RealityWanted.com in order to get all the info on the Paris Hilton casting drama, and now I get regular emails about upcoming reality casting calls. And most of the time they are hilarious. I mean, sometimes they’re just looking to do fashion makeovers or interviews with real estate agents or something equally boring, but a lot of the time I read these and I’m like “Who the hell in their right mind is actually going to respond to this?”
So I’m starting a new segment called “Casting Call,” where I will bring you the best and brightest of these soon-to-be reality gems.
Up first:
Are you a mother who needs a little help just to get by? Do you HAVE to have a drink during the day just to cope with your life? Do you sometimes take more of your medication than you should because you’ve had a bad day? Do you ever do illegal drugs to help you stay sane? If you need a little pick me up to get through the day, we want to hear your story. If you are interested in talking about your experience, please send me an email for more information.
So: if you’re a shitty mother who wants the whole world to know about your active drug problem, making certain that your kids will be called “crack-baby” on the playground, click here for more info.
Let’s just start with the well-known who do qualify at this time; Xina, Gwen S., Nicole R., Denise, Dina Logan, Lynne Spears, Katie Price, Katie Couric, Katie Cruise, Jada Smith, Courtney Cox..
DrBamlah: Geez! Way to be a glass-half-empty kind of person :P
I love your summation. That cracked me up!
Drink? Why yes… my baby is napping! Funny, but oh so true. It’s best to get all the moms together and play wii, have some drinks and ignore the kids…or push them out of the way when they get in the way of dance dance revolution!
beet, you are the most genius of bloggers. just so you know if you decide to make a reality show of potential friends i will camp out for 3 days just to make sure i get an audition. your posts go strait to my heart, i don’t know what you look like and i’m not a lesbian (much), but i think i love you. . .
Hellllooo…What mother in there right with more than one kid, will PRETEND this is not the case?! Yes, we need help, legalize something please. We are not stepford wives, we do not all wake up, and clap our hands with glee that we get to wipe butts, feed mouths, do math, science fair, yah de yah de – please give us something that is legal, will keep us somehow coherent and make us feel like good wives/mothers!!
(mom of 4 – 21, 17, 8, and 4) and dammit the 4 yr old has type 1 diabetes! helllooo!! ; )
I love it and I act like Mary Poppins – swear!
LOVE IT!!