Joe Paterno is being kicked while he’d dead, big time. [The Superficial]
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are probably already married. [Lainey Gossip]
President Obama visits shooting victims. [Bossip]
Rihanna‘s got long, gross hair and a shrunken body. [Starpulse]
Did Zooey Deschanel do something to her face? [Cele|bitchy]
Minka Kelly has a sex tape, and it’s going to be here soon. [Amy Grindhouse]
Why threading is superior to plucking and/or waxing. [The Frisky]
Tara Reid is still hospitalized in France. [ICYDK]
‘Hot vampire sex‘? [Socialite Life]
Jessica Gomez < Selena Gomez. [Celebslam]
More updates on Fred Willard’s penis. [Hollywood Dame]
Christina Milian wants you to see her ass. Bad. [The Blemish]
Casper Smart’s face looks different, too. [I’m Not Obsessed]
PHOTOS: Keira Knightley pushes Mark Ruffalo away. [Lainey Gossip]
Why Suri is probably Satan’s spawn. [The Superficial]
Am I the only one who thought that the image above was of Justin Beiber? and not Katie Holmes.