First of all, can I say that Evan Rachel Wood is f-cking retarded without ruffling people’s feathers? No? OK, then. I won’t.
The above is a video of Evan Rachel Wood getting her nose pierced, and if you can get through the entire thirty-seven seconds of mouth-breathing and semi-inappropriate, audible orgasms, then you can actually witness Evan Rachel Wood getting her nose pierced. Can you imagine what sitting through an entire tattoo sesh would be like? Madness, guys. It would be sheer madness.
On a related note, I once had my nose pierced. And while it wasn’t the most pain-free body piercing I ever had, it certainly wasn’t the worst (the bellybutton, guys—the bellybutton was the worst). And it certainly wasn’t bad or “bad” enough that I had to all act like it was one of the most exhilarating things that’s ever happened to me. Because the whole exaggerated “Ohhhh f————ck” thing at the end and the self-satisfied little smirk? Ugh. I wanted to just die a little bit right there. Oh. Wait. No. Her, I mean, not me.
Even the piercer (who’s probably seen it all) is like, “Dude. Get this silly bitch out of my chair. Please?”
Wood’s relationship with Marilyn Manson: Wood has stated that she was attracted to Manson’s frequent use of black eye liner and once described their relationship as “healthy and loving.
She’s a big bieber fan.
I’ll leave it at that.
Speaking of dolts, though, did you know (via the uk times) that 50 Shades of Mommy Taint is in talks with hollywood and the author wants …
*sweet sweet drumroll*
Scarlett Johansson to play the heroine!
Yeah. There’s an evil cackle there. Holy crap. I couldn’t have sunk that project any better if I’d tried.
I’d probably see it (on video) dead drunk and roaring with laughter. The book’s author actually sees herself as scarlet! (Her book is so dripping with author avatarness that it’s seen as twilight fanfiction with the character’s names changed. It is that bad. I’m not reading it. Ever.)
Anyway, Evan blahblah is boring.
Even Rachel Wood is the WORST. She photographs beautifully, but that’s the only thing I like about her. Once words are coming from her face, I’m out! She’s always trying so very hard to be so different, it’s painful.
I’m diabetic and I have friends w/tattoos that cringe when I take my insulin. I think it’s just different for different people.
My nose hurt more than my first belly button piercing. The re-piercing hurt like hell though.