What’s that? You’ve been wondering where Courtney Stodden’s been all these weeks? Well. Look no further (as if you’d have to look any further than her personal YouTube channel, anyway—thing’s like a walking diary): Courtney Stodden has recorded a very special fourth of July tribute for you, clad in a stars and stripes-motif bikini and dancing about as well as I do (which is to say, not well even a little bit). I mean, most of her dance moves consist of doing things with her backside that make her look like she’s about to take a dump. And doing the sprinkler. And that disco move, whatever that is.
Also, I maintain that Courtney looks like a skinny, scrawny teenager, save for those obviously fake boobs. Look at her legs. Her hips. Her ass. It’s all totally new-pubescent.
Incidentally, if you’re wondering what we’re in store for once Courtney turns eighteen next month (!!!), this video should suffice in summing it all up:
Is it too late, you think, to say that I’m worried about Courtney Stodden?
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I wonder if her face is sort at the end of the day from continuous duck-face.
Does taking ‘it all off’ mean we finally get to see the surgery scars and ‘rill’ color of her hair? That’s a pubic hair joke. It’s rilly inappropriate.
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‘She will be in a porno in 3 2 1’ Think that should have been the video title -.-
Can’t watch…. Just can’t…. Too horrible….
I find it sad, rilly. Rilly, rilly sad.
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She has a female stalkerfan who wrote about this video, hoping that after Courtney turns 18, we’d see more of it, with Doug joining in. Yes, this MistyTopazLouLou thing is really out there like that. Some whackjob in Orlando, FL area that starts multiple pages and pretends to be other people in love with Courtney, but is so stupid, she manages to out herself.