But no, it’s not fabulous crap* like Kim Kardashian being knocked up, it’s Kris Humphries’ ex-non-girlfriend, FATMIRE. It’s FATMIRE’S FETUS. From TMZ:
Kris Humphries may not be the sharpest tool, but he sure is potent, because TMZ has learned his ex-girlfriend, Myla Sinanaj is PREGNANT.
Sources directly connected with Myla tell us Myla confirmed Monday that she’s 3 months pregnant and says Kris is definitely the father.
This could be used in Kris’ divorce with Kim Kardashian, because Kris has claimed he was devastated by the break-up and suffered emotionally. This development further cements the fact that Kris moved on quickly.
We’re told Myla plans to have the baby but wants to raise it alone, because she believes Kris has betrayed her by talking crap about their relationship.
But here’s the rub … We’re told for the past 3 weeks, Kris and Myla have been communicating regularly.
Oh yeah, here’s the other rub — she hasn’t told Kris yet.
Well. I do believe that this’ll throw quite the wrench into the whole Kim-versus-Kris-in-the-courtroom thing that we were all pretty much hoping would turn out against Kim, all of this Kris’s angelic post-separation behavior driving a stake through her cold, black heart. Too bad he had to go and knock up a girl named FATMIRE.
On a good note, I think Kris will be a pretty decent father—if FATMIRE allows him into the kid’s life, that is.
Good grief.
*And by “fabulous crap,” I clearly mean for everyone who detests Kim Kardashian and not necessarily for the trauma that a poor fetus would have to continuously endure for the next nine months of getting pounded on by Kanye West’s schlong.
Image courtesy of TMZ
She looks like she could use a good hosing down. Bimbo looking.