It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Pierce Brosnan photo: Anonymous
“Hey Buddha – It wasn’t the Octomom video that got him hard. It’s the new ‘I Beet Off at Work’ T-shirts.”
First runner-up: MRyan
“This is the ‘One toke, Instant Hard-on’ weed? “cough”, This is some goo-shit!”
Second runner-up: Buddha
“John’s proposed tummy tuck was not adding to his I’m-not-gay-I-just-lived-with-two-other-guys-for-eight-years look.”
Congrats to Anonymous! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
Image courtesy of The Superficial
Oh my word!! Why do men always think that farts are funny??!!
“oh man… can you hear that? She’s talking and farting at the same time! pppppptttthhht!”
OMG, she actually pronounced it “Bouquet.”
is that?? really?? my very own chocolate wonderfall for this most awesome party ever?! yesss!
“THIRDS?”, “cou-fatass-gh!”
*snicker*… said she was only gonna have 1 cupcake…
I must say old chap. I really am having trouble keeping my composure. She told me she actually believes John Travolta is straight.
I have a pocket pussy. I keep it right here. Hee hee hee
“Pardon my loud flatulence,good people. It’s a-ha,ha-an overindulgence of royal omelet,I’m afraid!”
Lady: Would you like to try my muffins?
Chas: *Mmf!* That’s what she said…
DAMN!!!!! That bitch got a FAT ASS!!!
Charles: How was I supposed to have known, this wasn’t a snack table but her snack table. Please forgive my ignorance, Miss Lewinsky
Everyone is giddy from seeing Donna Pinciotti’s titties!