She does!
And oh snap, she does, too!
Come on now, come clean—do you beet off at work? Or hey, do you want to beet off at work (or home, or church, or your boyfriend’s house, whatever)? Then enter to win our weekly Caption This contests, where you can win this shirt. It’s awesome. I have one, of course, and people literally stop me in the grocery store to read what’s on the front of it (f-ck yes I wear this bitch grocery shopping). Some people give me really dirty looks and some people crack up laughing. I guess it really kind of shows who’s got a sense of humor and who doesn’t, but I just know that all of you guys really, really do (OK, well, most of you).
You can also win this shirt by doing generally awesome things like being the week’s most-commenting reader; by, you know, starting virtual fights in the comment threads (kidding. Kind of); and by just happening to be one of the lucky ones drawn to win a random. In order for that last one, though, you have to be a follower through our social media (Facebook, Twitter, and/or Pinterest) so we know where to find you and surprise you and STALK YOU.
Get on it! I want to see you all beeting off!
I humbly propose that we have a vagazzling contest while wearing the shirts. Sarah, whats the proper term for guys who’ve vagazzled their dangly bits?
Nancy?
I think (think) it’s pajazzled.
revenge
Bullseye….. Actually, I was just getting the jump on the women who would demand the contest be open to all readers, not just the ones with a cooch!!
:D heee
Can I win one? I want to win one!
Well try doing something creative for once.
I’m beeting off at work right now…
fap fap fap
I masterbeet.
I beet off all the time!!! Oh wait… NOW I get it…beet as in evilbeetgossip like “do we visit the site at work” I get it now… I do.
Aww I have my t-shirt in Liverpool and I’m currently in Spain, but I’ll take a piccie and send it over to you when I’m back.
Dont forget your vagazzle pics too….
what does that mean
advertising how fireable you are – nice.
Fuck that…. I’m self employed and every client who has seen my shirt loves it. Plus, all the guys on my rugby team think it’s “TITS”…. high praise indeed coming from a bunch of mouth breathers
pls l need a woman as my partner?so l love ‘u’.
I beet with my feet! Stop picturing.
I don’t get why your merch is piss yellow? Why not go with the color that’s on your site? I’d be more inclined to purchase that!
Hey! That’s me! :D
And me!
Thank God the flash obscures most of your face.
The picture with the flash isn’t me. But nice try!
So, you are the guy with the plate looking for a handout?
And me! :D
God, what a fat load and your apartment looks like a prison cell.
Nice titz though…..
You aint kiddin! Should I add a “tapped that ass” comment? Hmmm.
You can, but she’s gonna nail you for being the sexist pig that you are…. While myself…. I’m an older, colorful, eccentric, who happens to celebrate the female form
So Chaz, you were finally able to become a man but that’s not enough. You have to go call a “real” man sexist pig over a mere joke. Is this just your frustration over that one time LOOONG ago when Cher, your mom, came to visit me and I tapped that ass? I’m sure, I said I was sorry for that, I think once. Let it go!!!!
Are you such a mental pygmy that you couldn’t understand my “mere joke?”
Yes. Sorry, I didn’t get it. Pygmy, lol? C’mon.
wow
I’d like that girl in the first pic to Beet Me Off!
I masterbeet.