Could you just kill yourself? Because I know I could, jeez. I know that they’ve been “thinking” about it for awhile, but it just needs to stop. All of this speculation needs to just end and they have to do it already or not do it at all. I’m hoping it’s the not doing it at all option, but hey. That’s just me. I’m not the type of person that feels compelled to stick my hand in the fire to know it burns. And a Kim Kardashian–Kanye West baby would burn. It would burn, burn, burn.
Make up your minds and go public with it, guys. All of this indecision is making my stomach hurt.
Call me crazy but this union might work. You know, like Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes, or Kelly Preston and John Travolta.
Don’t worry, we’ll get to see all of this play out on her show.