It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s LeAnn Rimes photo: Randi
“Just training for next year’s Kentucky Derby.”
First runner-up: tritri
“Look! Beyond the brush! It’s the rare, illusive… crazy white bitch running in heels!”
Second runner-up: MRyan
“After seeing the word “Matrix” on the machine, Ms. Rimes is now bound and determined to find Neo.”
Congrats to Randi! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
I’m serious! When it’s hard, it comes all the way up to here. Wanna see?
Oh no, Oikos only goes to your ass
Soooo you’ve been eating Activia for two full weeks?
We’ve never banged? …But you’re female.
Seriously you don’t know me even without the glasses? I’m John Stamos? Uncle Jesse? The fat kid from Stand By Me married my ex wife? Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Rebecca Romaine? Oh just forget it I’ll go to the back of the line.
Do see the stain on my pants? Look closer, it’s on my crotch.
Oh NO! A LUMP!!
bob sagget sucks dick for crack?
Stamos: so your like a fat?
Bitch, underneath these clothes, there’s an endless story..
Stamos: “Next time you roll my shirt, go up and down instead of left to right… It gets the lint between my abs better…”
Excuse me, do my abs make your butt look big?
Please be honest, do my rock hard abs make my crotch look too big?
I’m sorry… did I offend you by saying your hair reminded me of my pet poodle Puffy when I was a kid? My sincerest apologies my Lady!
John’s proposed tummy tuck was not adding to his I’m-not-gay-I-just-lived-with-two-other-guys-for-eight-years look.
“So you wanna smoke this giant doobie I just rolled and prank call the Olson twins with me?”
“Sorry Lady, only Saget cums HERE!”
“My rubbing of my naval ring tells me…….Noway, you play drums for Lenny Kravitz?”
So do u got a fro down there or is it shaved ?
Hey Lafawnda, you think that super gluing your finger to your bellybutton is hecka cool, right?
i made a few minor changes to my script, my trailer is right over there. we can do a quick run through, right after i bang you,
No. No. No. Don’t look. But that ultra-weird dude that I mentioned earlier is right behind me. I swear. He’s been staring at my rear-end for hours.
“Nice ‘fro, wanna see mine?”
Let’s try that again with my info this time, “Nice ‘fro, wanna see mine?”
Miss Gray, can I call you Macy? ok, so 2002, there I was with a bong in one hand, three jars of chocolate pudding, and one of the Olsen girls’ head was right here….
John Stamos to Macy Gray “Yeah I know no one remembers me either”!