Deena from Jersey Shore Got Arrested

Here’s the text version of what happened:

Deena Cortese continued the fine Jersey Shore tradition by getting herself arrested Sunday.

Police chief Tommy Boyd said that one of his officers arrested Deena Cortese after seeing her “a little intoxicated.” Patrolman Chris Linnel, allegedly spotted her in the middle of a street, slapping cars that were driving by.

“Nothing major, but we can’t put up with it,” Chief Boyd said.

Deena was taken in handcuffs to the Seaside Heights police station where she was served a summons and then released.

And for our more visual readers, here are a few pictures that explain how things went down:

Oh, booze. It’ll get you every time – just ask Snooki. About a year ago, my body suddenly decided that it wasn’t going to accept liquor anymore (which I learned the hard way after vomiting from half a glass of vodka and cranberry juice), and since then I haven’t drunk anything at all, besides that bottle of Boone’s Farm on New Year’s. But back in my glory days, I did find myself wasted a good few times. But even in my drunkest state, I never would have tried to hit a moving car with my hand. Where does that urge come from? Do you just have to be trashed enough to think it’s a good idea, or do people who do that sort of thing just always have it in them? Do normal people try to slap cars while intoxicated? If you couldn’t tell, this is really bothering me.