YIKES. What the hell is this look, bodybuilder-chic? Whatever it is, I’m definitely not on board with it (ha, get it? I said “on board,” and Mel B. and a dude are “on board” a boat. Lame, yeah, I know, but it’s Thursday afternoon despite the fact that my brain feels like it’s 6 AM on a Saturday instead).
Anyway, this is Melanie Brown, AKA Scary Spice, AKA Mel B., and not Mel C., as she was announced on the ‘X-Factor’ UK earlier this week, much to her chagrin.
From the Daily Star:
Spice Girl Mel B was left red-faced when she was introduced to the X Factor crowds as her bandmate Mel C.
The singer is a guest judge at auditions in Manchester.
But she was embarrassed by one of the show’s production crew who dropped a clanger by announcing: “Please welcome Mel C!”
Fans who had queued for hours to sit in the audience knowing Mel B, 37, would be joining the panel thought a Spice Girls reunion was on the cards.
But they were disappointed when the member of staff corrected himself. One onlooker said: “It was a bit awkward, everyone looked around for Mel C. The poor guy realised he’d made a mistake but Mel didn’t look pleased!”
Well that sucks. All those fans thinking that the Spice Girls were going to do an impromptu reunion show only to be let down in a major, major way? Gosh. I know how that feels, guys. I’ve totally been there.
Last, what is that guy even doing? Holding her upright so she doesn’t tip over BECAUSE SHE’S SO TOP-HEAVY?
As for Mel’s new look, what do you guys think?
You want to know a couple of gross & scarey things I’ve heard that some women in the biz have had done? One thing is that some of them have all their back molars removed to give them cheekbones, but when they start aging, they start looking like Willem Dafoe. The other thing I heard was some have their bottom ribs removed to give them a tinier waist and a better looking butt…..hmmmmm.
Yep, Vera Ellen had her lower ribs removed.