I told you this was going to be bad, guys. I mean, just look at Paris and Nicky Hilton there. You just know that they’re going to be in the number one slot (that’s a spoiler; they’re definitely in the number one slot), what with the girls’ surgically-enhanced patellas and Paris’s ever-evolving wonk-eye. What’s going on with that, anyway? Did she finally go blind from all of the shots—yeah, those shots—to the eye? Is it just bad plastic surgery? What the hell is it?
Others on the list include Shailene Woodley, and I don’t care that she’s only twenty years old, maybe she should get a damn bar of soap, wash her face, and stop choosing outfits out of her mother’s closet; Julianne Hough, who’s apparently trying to out-skank the Hiltons (it worked); Jessica Biel, who looks like she’s trying to hide behind her bangs—and for good reason; and Amber Rose who looks like she won last year’s nursing home fashion show.
# 5 – Shailene Woodley
# 4 – Julianne Hough
# 3 – Jessica Biel
# 2 – Amber Rose
# 1- Paris and Nicky Hilton
Who looked the worst?
Jassica <3
I don’t know who Julianne Hough is but that dress is awful. I don’t think the others looked that awful to be fair!
Nicky Hilton is definitely the prettier sister – but goddamn. Her legs scare me.