Here’s a hint: it’s not good. The yellow in her hair? Well, if we can speak frankly here, it looks like pee. Flat-out urine. And it apparently dribbled down your body and stained your shoes (which I actually love, despite the fact that they match the pee-colored hair). And the bandage dress? Girl, they’re so six months ago. I also see the skanky-looking red lipstick has made its grand return, and to that I say, “What the f-ck.” You were doing so, so well. This? It needs to make a comeback:
Was there something so wrong with looking clean and classy for a minute? Was there??
she wouldn’t look out of place in a porn flick