And she should also maybe get friendly with some high-powered, intensive therapy lotion. Girlfriend’s looking like a dried-up leather suitcase that’s faded beyond belief.
And not only is Janice quickly losing her elasticity from way too much exposure, she’s also losing her damn mind. Did you know that she made a public “threat” to shoot TMZ’s Harvey Levin? Because she did:
“He [Harvey Levin] invaded my home when he said I had been evicted. I hadn’t. There was an eviction notice and this was over an argument I had with my landlord about a plumbing and heating problem. They have now fixed the problem and I have paid them. Harvey openly lied to the public by saying I had been evicted and he distressed my child. He abused my child and invaded the privacy of my home. If it is a metaphor that he invaded my home it is also a metaphor when I say, Harvey Levin is going to die a horrible death and I’m going to shoot him.”
The incident in question was TMZ spreading the rumor that Janice was evicted from her home due to non-payment of rent, to which this was Janice’s original explanation:
“TMZ has been hounding me lately about something personal that’s going on with me. Yes, I was late with my rent and I was really upset about being late with my rent…I’m not being evicted, OK? I was having a little banter about some plumbing issues and the heating…It is now fixed. My rent’s been fixed.”
I dunno, guys. I get that she’s upset and stuff, but maybe people who live in leather houses shouldn’t throw strips of beef jerky at other people. Or something.
That’s a mess.
Oy! Why, Janice, why? BTW, for those of you wondering what Britney Spears will be like about 25 years down the line, here ya go, folks!
Ewww, those legs are gonna give me nightmares.
There’s some parts of your body that will age as nature intended regardless of what you do to the other bits, you just need to cover up when you get to that stage and emphasise the better bits. It will come to us all, but just put it away a bit more, Janice!
She should get advice from that crazy Angelyne woman, from the billboards and pink corvette. That broad’s body is 100 times less objectionable. Plus she never cruises the boulevard without full-body lycra support hose.
That’s because she is really a he.
looks like your dad’s legs …
what are the old melons on display for ??????
too little , too late … hoo ho hoo
Has this woman ever heard of pantyhose? It does WONDERS for your legs!!!!!!
Young girls beware…. Listen to your dermatologist and stay out of the sun. It catches up with you- ouch!