Today's Evil Beet Gossip

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… Nice skirt, Miley. [The Superficial]

Michael Fassbender has a giant penis, will spank you with a ping-pong paddle. [The Superficial]

Baby Hemsworth goes for a walk. [Lainey Gossip]

The celebrity who can talk to dogs (it’s not Cesar Milan). [Lainey Gossip]

Who will be a ‘Dancing With the Stars‘ all-star? [Starpulse]

PHOTOS: Which ‘Teen Mom 2‘ just got engaged? [ICYDK]

Steve Carell and Ellen Degeneres play charades. [INFDaily]

The Godfather is dead. [Huff Po]

Brooklyn Decker in Vanity Fair. [CDL]

PHOTOS: Is LeAnn Rimes pregnant? [Celebslam]

Nobody wants to be friends with Kim Kardashian anymore. Good! [Cele|bitchy]

PHOTOS: Tish Cyrus has beef jerky nipples. [Celebrity Rant]

Jennifer Lopez is taking her ball and going home. [Hollywood Backwash]

Sure, Rihanna looks “great.” [IDLYITW]

Why you need to know who Sam Page is. [theBERRY]