I just got done talking about how Linda Evangelista is aging gracefully and beautifully, and I come across these pictures of Pamela Anderson, showing up at her sons’ baseball game in Malibu in what appears to be her underwear. I think I own a G-string with more coverage. Oh, I’m totally kidding. I don’t own any G-strings. I don’t understand the appeal. I don’t get girls who are like “Oh, G-strings are so much more comfortable!” Really? How can you say that? They go up your ass crack! Now that I think about it, I don’t think I’ve ever heard a girl say that when there wasn’t a guy around. I think chicks just say that to get men all worked up. When I want to get a guy all worked up, I don’t have to lie about my preferences in underwear. I’m just like, “Hey, wanna fuck later?” and it usually does the trick. But I digress.
Look, I give Pamela Anderson shit for dressing like a whore, but, when it’s on the red carpet, or at a Playboy event or something, it’s like, okay, Pam, I get it. This is your career. This is your schtick. It’s your income, and you want to hang on to it. Fine.
But at your sons’ baseball game?
Like, who exactly are you trying to give a boner to, Pamela? The fucking 10-year-olds on the field? Or their married fathers? Or is your next marriage going to be to a Little League coach? Or, better yet, a Little League referee? Think about it. Dressing like that for a kids’ baseball game is about as close to bona fide insanity as you get without conversing with armchairs. Jesus, Pam, you wonder why your relationships don’t work out …
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yeah that’s a pretty slutty mom, how awkward it must be for the boys, their team mates have all probably seen her suckin tommys dick, and they giggle when she walks by hahaa
I’ve seen pics of others dress even more sluttish than Pamela anyway, but I don’t enjoy the genre
You take the Larson woman, she now looks so classy and all, expensive clothes etc
before that, I think she dressed and acted quite uninterestingly
as for G-strings, they are for select occasions, when you want to wear something special for some reason, as they are unbearable on a daily basis
All that… or the fact that she’s got the Hep. That’ll make any sane, respectable man and/or woman run as far as they can in the opposite direction.
=[ I actually am quite comfortable in a G,
I forget it’s there.
But to each her own
And why does she even bother wearing clothes at this point? Who HASN’T seen her frankentits or roast beef sandwich? Filthy broad… filthy, filthy broad.
Must have been REALLLLLLLLY hot that day!
This is one classy whore/slutbucket.
i wonder what the other parents thought but i bet all the dads and boys liked it
THONGS are more comfortable. Don’t personally care for G-strings-they feel like they are sawing me in half.
Baseball does not have referees, they’re called umpires.
Umpires…even better. Hump an ump!
Did anyone else think this was a really bad picture of Jessica Simpson before reading the attached blog? That was immediately where my mind went – watch out Jess, that is not an attractive thing to grow into.
OMG. She is very gorgeous. I was surprised to see her nice profile on a site with hot pics and videos. It seems called ‘ M a r r y M i l l i o n a i r e . C o m’. Was she dating with someone? Is she single?
You know, she really looks like a blonde Amy Winehouse in this picture. Her kids must be so proud.
Where do all of you live, Montana? Women in LA wear clothes like this in public all the time. Especially when the weather is hot.
A) I TOTALLY don’t get g-strings either! B) I literally think this is just what she wears and is comfortable in. Living in L.A. for 11 years, you see this kind of outfit all the time. It’s just that Pammy is photographed every second. The other chicks in this get-up just aren’t interesting to the P-razzi!
when will this ho realize that she is old and that she can’t be the “sexy” chick anymore. she’s gonna 50 and wearing this shit and more and more people say YUCK instead of Hot. stupid ho….as my guy friend calls her “tits on a stick”
She looks fine, it’s hot there! Tons of people dress in clothes like that!!! Unless your overweight and uptight like I’m sure most of you are!! She’s not even wearing any make-up, she must be trying to impress so many people!!!
laurie i’m not overweight, what i am saying is that she is getting older, she has children and all she can do is flaunt her monsterfaketits and her flat ass? this ho has no talent, no class, and no kinda shame. i can see her at 60 wearing this and her boobs deflated down to her knees and her lipliner all outside the lip lines….
Just came accross this. Hey, are you one hundred years old to say girls nly wear g strings to impress men?! Sucks to be you!
G~strings are my favorite! No full underwear here! They are very comfortable. Its the underwear with the excess that keeps wedging up aka more material up my ass…I don’t think so. As for Pam, so what? She has kids, she’s in California, she’s not in a bathing suit, get over yourselves people. Yeah so what? She’s a whore who slept her way to the top, like she’s the only one….lmfao!