It’s not every day that the AP issues a retraction.
But this hit the wire this morning:
In an April 10 story about Neil Patrick Harris and his TV sitcom, “How I Met Your Mother,” The Associated Press reported that Harris stated he did not think Britney Spears should appear on his show in the future.
The pop star’s March 24 cameo on the show helped it earn its highest rating ever among the 18-to-49-year-old demographic.
Harris said he did not favor what he called “stunt casting” for his show, but he did not say that he opposed a return engagement for Spears.
Dayum.
Do not fuck with Neil Patrick Harris’s respect and admiration for Britney Spears.
So freakin’ cute! Damn!
(but really needs to shave the chest hair)
It’s like 2 weeks later, and I’m still going back to look at this pix. He’s so adorable.
BLONDE BOYS RULE THE WORLD! And sweet boys… yeah sweet and blonde
You know what Neil? I’ve decided that you don’t even need to do anything with/to me when we get together. I get it. You like penises. And I don’t have that for you, buddy. but I’m smart and I’ll figure out a way to do this.
I’ll invite…who do you like? Prob a brunette huh?… the naughty guy from Gossip Girl, the dark haired one. And you two can go at it, and I’ll just watch. Yeah, I’ll just watch mmmm, watch
Shit, I’m having an imaginary conversation with Neil.
Hey, you know what I just realized imaginary audience? I can write literally ANYTHING I want right now and no one will ever find out. It’s like having your own room, except it’s like an Internet closet space. I can write my deepest and darkest secrets…
Hmmm, well, if I could change die Welt (go German, baby!), here’s my top list of what I would do:
1. Find a pill that makes your hip bones narrower, for all women
2. Discover a shot that would prevent pregnancies w/o the malipulation of hormones, one that would last ~5 years
3. Reform testosterone so that it doesn’t cause chest hair
4. Sell a product that would lighten skin, hair and eye color b/c if genes continue to mix like they are now, blonde boys will go extinct
5. Discover a way to grow fetus’ in a womb-shaped compartment for 9 mths so women don’t have to do that shit
6. Make male voices A TINY BIT higher pitched
7. Form a stem-cell based product that gets rid of all wrinkles (for all the old people in the world- not me, I’m young)
8. I would make guys be less agressive.
And while I’m at it, I have A HUGE crush on my blondie-pants curly haired 26-year-old Grad student German teacher. I think about giving him oral about once every 3 min. when I’m in his class.
AHHHHH!!! How crazy that I just said that!!! Ahhhhh!!!!!
I AM TOTALLY ENJOYING THIS.
I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE DON’T BUG ME. WHEN I CAN JUST BE ALONE.
Hey, I saw my German teacher today. Yeah, he looked good. His butt is so adorable I just stare at it every time he turns to the blackboard. And his blonde curly hair is so ridiculously beautiful. I just wanna push him on a bed and run my fingers through his hair for a really long time. And just look into his eyes. And his nose. And the whole strucutre of his face. He has a really nice structure to his face.
OK, I really gotta stop. I’m probably screwing something up for Evil Beet by doing this.
OH, and one more thing: I wish I could fly. I feel like most people dream of it as a kid and then get all old and responsible and grow out of that dream They’d rather have money now. But I just never grew out of that. I want to fly. Just fly and fly and fly. Maybe I’ll take my German teacher and put him on my shoulders and take him for a ride in the sky. I could take hi to Germany. And we could eaet Weiner Schnitzels together. And then he’d give me oral. Hell yeah, baby.
Ok, anyways, I gotta go to bed. It 11:57 pm and I’m tired.
yeah the chest hair needs to go… and mercedes ur a freak.. like seriously i think u need help…and I LOOOVE NEIL PATRICK HARRIS…. his personality is so frickin awesome …. mercedes blondes do not rock i totally wouldnt mind if blondes go extinct ciao B’s
Ah hey, soeffingsober – I’m a blonde chick. Don’t diss us all. Yeah, Mercedes is major freak.