It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Tori Spelling photo: evilbeetdouche
“HOWARD! ANSWER THE DOOR, I’M ON THE TOILET!”
First runner-up: Michael
“You call that a WAR FACE?!? This is a WAR FACE!!! AAHHHHHHHH!!!!!”
Second runner-up: Chris
“Once I unhinge my jaw, I shall consume that small pallet of hams.”
Congrats to evilbeetdouche! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
Kim’s ass needed so much cowhide to cover it that there wasn’t enough left over for Kanye’s.
Kanye knows what’s up. Kim is ready to get it on wherever or whenever as long as there is a camera in the area.
Kanye misunderstood when Kim asked if he needed to use the bathroom. To be fair, she was fine with being recorded while getting pissed on by a D-List celebrity before.
Looks like kim taking another walk of shame…..oh wait kanye beat her to the punch!
“Damnit Kim, I think I grabbed your pants again!”
thanks for the blowjob in the car baby, but help me get my pants back up…
“must… not… look…at kim’s ass… in front…of photogs….” and/or
“EYE CONTACT BITCH, CAN YOU HANDLE IT?! FOR HOW LONG??”
Kanye: Sorry Amber Rose, but Kim Kardashian give the best blow jobs of all time! And George Bush still doesn’t care about black people.
Kanye: Sorry Amber Rose, but Kim Kardashian gives the best blowjobs ever, and George Bush still doesn’t care about black people -_-
YOU try fittin’ in Bruce Jenner’s pants. DANG.
Just wait till you see my “I’m sexy and I know it dance”…. I even got my favourite black g-string on…
Thanks Babe, I REALLY needed to go…isn’t she the best?
Sarah is trying to dox the douche by offering prizes in the mail!
Kanye feel the heat? I can, my balls are burning up in these leather pants.
….this is a snap of the exact moment before Kim turned around to see that Kanye’s hologram had disappeared!
Imma, you didn’t let me finish.
Once I get these off, I’m a f*ck all y’all!
Damn photogs, I just wanted to pee on her, Not be scene with her!
This is that last time that I’m borrowing her pants again, my ass just ain’t big enough.
Walking away like my next sex tape didn’t just happen….
it’s not a thong it’s a band aid, Kim keeps “the goods” in her purse.
But, KIM, KIM…. I said IMA’ LET YOU FINISH!!
Gurrrl, don’t go away mad–
kimmy how far back do i have too stay.
a better caption woulda been: “Kanya drops ho off on corner for work” as you can clearly see… she just got through blowing him in the car. see the shame in her facial expression? why else is he trying to pull his pants up?
i promise i will do everything you say mommy.
You can see by the dead distant look in Kanye’s eyes that Queen of the succubus has just collected another soul.
Kanye: “New Tweet…I don’t like quickies….”