Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Are Still Doing Their Publicity Stunt Thing

You know, I really think it’s pretty dumb that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are being called ‘Kimye’. Really, ‘Kandashian’ is way, way better, because it’s way more obnoxious (?) than that other thing they’re being called, and isn’t “obnoxious” what they’re really going for with all of this lovey-ness?

Anyway, eyewitnesses in New York say that Kim checked into a NYC hotel the other night, and even though it was close to two in the morning, nothing could stop (gag) Kanye from seeing his lady love:

“She arrived with sister Khloé and mom Kris,” an eyewitness tells Life & Style. “And it was clear Kim and Kanye couldn’t wait another second to see each other because he showed up at the hotel she’s staying at just moments after she checked in!”

“Around 1:40 a.m., they headed out for a romantic date at Mercer Kitchen,” the eyewitness tells Life & Style. “They stayed until around 3 a.m.”

Though Kim’s staying at a lush Manhattan hotel, that didn’t stop her from spending the night at Kanye’s place!

“They looked very happy to see each other and in love,” the eyewitness adds. “They both headed back to Kanye’s apartment for the night.”

One of the main reasons for Kanye’s quick appearance is because he allegedly wanted to make a good impression on Kim’s family, whom he’s never met. TMZ says that the Kardashian-Jenner clan approved madly, and loved spending the time that they were able to with him. Sources even say that the family thinks Kim and Kanye are “the perfect couple.”

Honestly, I could just die. It really has to be the end of days, because these two together can only mean bad, apocalyptic things. Things of the worst kind. And also, is she really wearing leather pants and heels with a sweatshirt? Because ew.

The photos in the gallery are from Kim and Kanye’s date later the next day, where they visited an ice cream parlor and shopped in Soho.