Lindsay Lohan Was Definitely At That Bar When She Didn’t Beat That Chick Up

From Radar Online:

Detectives from the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department have officially received the surveillance video from The Standard Hotel in West Hollywood from the night that a woman claims Lindsay Lohan assaulted her, and the video clearly shows Lohan at the club, despite her claims that she was at home watching television, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

As previously reported, Lindsay is being investigated for allegedly assaulting Marisa Dugas almost two weeks ago. The actress vehemently denied being out that night, claiming she was at home watching television when the incident allegedly occurred, even though three people – including the accuser — have now filed police reports.

“Investigators obtained the surveillance video from the Smoke & Mirrors nightclub at The Standard Hotel and it clearly shows that Lindsay was there on the night of the alleged assault,” a law enforcement source tells RadarOnline.com. “The investigation is still ongoing and follow-up interviews will now be conducted as necessary. Of course, investigators want to interview Lindsay about the incident, but she hasn’t been interviewed yet, nor is she under any obligation to do so. Remember, two other witnesses besides the alleged victim filed police reports, including the bouncer of the nightclub.”

When contacted for comment, Lohan’s rep initially denied his client was at the hotel and told RadarOnline.com, “Whomever is responsible for this lie will be held accountable for their misguided actions.” However, he is now saying, “We’re going to wait for the Sheriff’s Department to release their findings before we comment any further.”

Well this sounds promising. It’s good to know that Lindsay’s so delusional that she thinks she can get away with absolutely anything. I’d say, “Who the f-ck does she think she is,” but I know the answer to that. She thinks she’s Lindsay Lohan, and Lindsay Lohan gets away with everything. Pretty much answers the question, now, doesn’t it? In related news, Lindsay was also involved in ANOTHER altercation—at the same club—the other night. TMZ reports that Lindsay got into it with some other girl at the bar, and of all people she could have called*, she phoned her father, Michael Lohan. The situation only improved from there:

Lindsay’s friend drove her car to the hotel — LiLo was in the passenger seat. The driver pulled into the parking garage and hit another car. Witnesses say Lindsay then called her dad, Michael, for help, and he dutifully showed up.

So what did Michael do? He took Lindsay inside the club and the two hung out for hours … we’re told without any alcohol.

Around closing time, a woman in the booth next to theirs made a snide comment about Lindsay showing up with her dad. Lindsay then got up and screamed at the woman, “Shut the f**k up.” We’re told that’s when the drink drenched the actress.

We’re told Michael then grabbed his daughter and made a beeline for the door.

This all happened on Wednesday night, and now people are saying that Lindsay not only instigated the fight, but that she was the one who threw the drink in the other girl’s face. Witnesses say that Lindsay poked some random chick and asked, “Did you bump me?” to which the girl answered no, and gestured to Lindsay’s father, saying something like, “Maybe he bumped you.” Lindsay then responded that her dad wouldn’t bump her, and the girl—who’s patience was probably thread-thin at this point—laughed and said, “You go clubbing with your dad?” Lindsay then, predictably, flipped out, threw a drink (who’s drink? I thought Lindsay didn’t drink? Was it just virgin orange juice? Yeah sure that had to be it) in the girl’s face and began swearing at her. The part, though, about Michael Lohan being the responsible one and dragging Lindsay out of the club is allegedly true, but I’m not sure I believe that too well.

You know what they say—you give a girl an inch and she’ll cut it up on the glass table in front of you and try to snort it. And when she can’t? Well, she’ll call her dad, and he’ll try.

*That’s a joke. There is no one else that Lindsay could have called. She’s got no more friends.