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Brittany Murphy Needs to Keep Her Husband Off the Red Carpet

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Here’s Brittany hosting the opening of something called Blumarine in Coral Gables, Florida.

There are 38 red carpet images from this event on WireImage.

The lighting is good in zero of them.

It’s like the cameras themselves are actually trying to protect you from the sight of Brittany’s husband.

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  • Ever since she married Baby Huey, she looks terrible, sadder and sadder. Murphy’s father was a courier for the Mob. Is this marriage some form of payback? I like her and it is sad to see her disintegrate with this “schmuck”. (Thanks, Yum!)

  • Can you imagine that man on top of you, pumpin’ and a-sweatin’, making some twisted schmucky – that one’s for you, Yum ;) – O-face? Blech! I need a shower now…

  • That’s why you don’t let a guy get on top of you!

    lalala I WANNA BE A COWGIRL…

  • Can he even find his peen? Who wears a shirt to a photo op that looks like they pulled it off the floor by the hamper, it doesn’t even button in the front! When they were leaving the house and she noticed he was wearing clothes from his latest coke binge and hadn’t showered, didn’t she say, jeez maybe you should clean up and put some clean clothes that fit on and I’ll meet you inside?

    This is just inexplicable. Wasn’t she engaged about 5 times in 3 years, looking for a wealthy man to marry, why this thing?

  • How could something like that happen? Are we sure he’s not some kind of pervert serial killer who date-rape-drugged her, but still takes her to celebrity events so the FBI won’t catch on?? He’s gotta be twice her age, abnormally sweaty, obnoxiously fat, butt ugly, Sasquatch hairy & he dresses like a Bourbon Street wino!!